You must choose...

I like mine extra crispy... No, not the tacos

Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.
- ¡Órale!

After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don't mind if I do!

Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.
Tacos.

I choose the bear
- Vance: gracias!
  
  🤣🤣🤣

Taco's the only one that won't try to eat me

Ew is that cilantro?
Fuck it, let it all burn.
Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.

All I'm saying is I'm pretty hungry. Ok?

I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.

I'm vegan. I pick the tacos
- That's probably the vegan choice if you look at it big picture wise
- I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.
  
  All 4 are edible but the tacos would taste the best
  
  I'm not even hungry and I'm saving the tacos.

I'd take the taco, and I wouldn't even say thank you.

I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
- You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.

If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.

I'm very allergic to cilantro and I'm still taking the tacos.
- I don't like onions, but I could pick around them.

Can't take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
- The tacos were covered in cilantro anyways...

In all fairness, it's if a true Mexican taco (not some imitation from, say, the US or Europe) I would save that no matter what the other three were.
With the image as-is, you could replace that taco with a dead rat and I would still save that rat over the rest
- You could replace the taco with the worst incurable disease and I'd still pick that.

This is a horrible Sophie's choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
- Luckily, they're all in a plate. Take the plate take them all. Bar the door on the way out.
- Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.
- Save one taco, then eat it to deal with the existential dread of leaving the other two to die with the best the Fourth Reich has to offer.
- Eat two of them right away and save the third one!

Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.

Sadly, I could only muster the courage and strength to save one out of three tacos, your honor.

I'm severely intolerant to onions, but I'd still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there's always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.
- I'm pretty intolerant too but that doesn't change the fact that they're fucking delicious
  
  They sure are, unfortunately.

Do I get all three tacos or just one?
- Same question, it does:change my decision, Im just curious.
  
  I'm concerned about time. Specifically, would I have time to save all 3 tacos and ensure that the other options perish in that fire? Shouldn't waste the golden opportunity of having 3 shitheads in a burning room by allowing any margin for survival.
- I had the same question but it doesn't really matter
- I’d save the plate

You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?
- Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world's likeliest rapists
  
  But they wouldn't fuck a taco. Would they?
  
  If they played limp bizkid with the taco I would still take one for the team and eat it just so they could burn

Who will be the new Marinus van der Lubbe?

Easy question, I put the fire 🫢

Tacos are the GOAT, and reason enough, on their own, to justify immigration in the US.

Not a fan of tacos at all, but I'll save them for someone who is.
I'll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.
- I don't think that anyone can just not like tacos at all, because they aren't just one thing. It's like a sandwich with bread, then whatever you want to put in it; beef, chicken, pork, shrimp, fish, or whatever protein you want and spices/vegitables/toppings. Maybe you don't like Taco Bell, but there's tacos out there you'd love.
  
  For sure. I explained in another comment that I have very little exposure to Mexican. I don't dislike it I just don't love it, because I barely know it.
- Not a fan of tacos at all
  Do you live in a place with terrible Mexican food?
  
  I went to a Mexican restaurant in Terra Haute once.
  They used Ragu as enchilada sauce.
  
  I live in a place with basically NO Mexican food.
  ETA: I'm pretty much not familiar with Mexican cuisine.
  
  London, UK. Been to a taco place, and a Burrito place or two. Underwhelmed.
  Any fellow Londoners care to recommend a decent Mexican place? There must be some here.

Ensure the other 3 are dead before leaving and save the burrito.

I hate cilantro...

Do I have to act immediately? Pausing for a bit would put some nice color on those tacos.
- Just admit it, you want to watch all 4 get a slight char don't you?
  
  Only one would be improved by merely a slight char.

Cilantro and dead animal? Gross. I’ll take that tho.

Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.

I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.
- Damn, and here I was dreaming of more tacos and less walking nightmares.
  You can always make more delicious tacos.
  You can only beat a couchfucker to death with an ottoman just the one time.
- He's got such a punchable face. But then again, they all do.
- I was gonna save JD Vance and then sell him to Peter Thiel but I like yours better.
  
  You can't sell things to their owner.

There'd have to be an incredible person on that list for me to not save tacos for the world.

I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?

Tacos !

What if the taco is undercooked?!
- Give it a minute
- Money's paw strikes again!

As much as I'd like to save the tacos, my hands would be too busy holding the doors closed keeping all 5 of use inside.
- I remember replying on my census form that 2 people live here: myself and that burrito I need to throw out...

Id consume the tacos while watching the other 3 burn in real time.

Only one taco? Not fair.

That is not fair ...
Can't i eat taco's and save the one i want to 'give a knee'at every whimm i got for the rest of the 4 years?
Or is that to cruel for the taco?

To make this more plausible, let's assume they're all tied to chairs. I'd let the tacos be tacos and use the time to check that they're all tied up very well.

Cold blooded animals like the warmth
I'll save the tacos

NGL I kind of don't like cilantro onion tacos, like I gotta figure out what to do with this now. Find a homeless person? idk.
- Pick the soap leaf off and feed it to them, then leave with the rest of the tacos

Nobody said you couldn't save the tacos de carne asada for later

eh...

Mmm a taco!

Stuff the tacos down as fast as possible then leave on my own.

If i choose the taco, i will be guilt of not saving one of the 3 people. Thats why i do nothing, sacrificing the taco, but keeping me innocent
The trolley is way more interesting when you want to kill the person on the track, but dont want to be known as the one who caused their death
- You could not possibly be guilty from making the world a better place, so at least have delicious taco to celebrate.
  
  News can twist it as if i did something wrong, claiming i am guilty of their death, even though its legal
  I also dont like tacos

Honestly, those look like tacos someone I know may enjoy... I'd save them real hard... maybe wrap em in some foil or something...

I choose none. That cow looks a little too late to be saving..

Hmm I kneecap all three of them, eat the salad and then safe myself. Easy.
- Tacos = salad?
  I like the way you think, friend.
  
  Lol those are indeed tacos I guess haha

Musk. HEAR ME OUT…..
- He’ll weasel out of it and I’ll probably end up broke because of litigation. I don’t trust Musk.
  I trust tacos.

Of course trump. We've had our share of rotten politicians now it's america's turn.

free 5 minute trial of hell before they actually go there

How is this even a question?