It can't be that bad if future me doesn't come back in time to stop me
That's a problem for future me, and that guys a dick
Leroy Jenkins
“I’ll sleep when I’m dead”
if it was really illegal they wouldve made the sign bigger.
Yolo
Fuck it, we ball
Fuck it, we ball
"What's the worst thing that could happen?"
"Fuck it"
"I'm here for a good time, not for a long time"
"I'll deal with it on the fly"
"Yolo"
"Ask not 'why?' - ask 'why not?'".
"Thats a problem for future me" or "Future me will hate me for that"
Eh, I deserve some reward/treat after going through that!
Huh, I wonder what this does.
even if it goes wrong, everything will sort itself out in the end
this is my motto, and I’m very proud of my terrible decision making
"that's a problem for future me"
"I can sleep when I'm dead"
Another drink couldn't hurt
Let future-me deal with the consequences/costs
What's the worst that can happen?
"What's the worst that could happen?"
A minute later: "Oh, that."
i hope I won't regret doing this
One I've literally used more than once: "If I die, I'm going to look very stupid"
I'm also fond of: "There's only one way to find out"
"it'll probably work out"
YOLO
"At least I learned who I was".
I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.
What could possibly go wrong?
Will you marry me?
"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"
"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
"It'll work"
Seems edible to me
HASHTAG YOLO!
"Hold my beer"
"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"
"How bad it could it hurt, really?"
We're not here to fuck spiders
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldn’t but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins
Only 1 way to find out...
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
"we've all gotta die someday!"
“I wonder…“
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
Hey y'all watch this!
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
Risk it for the biscuit
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
This time it'll be different
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”
Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
Nothing could possibly go wrong
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.
Go big or go home.
I’ll apologize later
Looked good on paper
Just one more
Well, let's see what we get.
God hates a coward!
Hold my beer, Imma try something
Never rub another man's rhubarb -joker
Oh, the first month is 90% off
"Life is long, I'll have plenty of time to do it in the future". Spoiler: life is short
I’m sure last time was a fluke
YOLO!
It'll be fine.
It’s 6 months same-as-cash! I’ll definitely pay it off by then!
In for a penny....
“I’ll be careful.”
A friend once pointed out to me that if you have to tell yourself this, you should stop whatever you’re doing (e.g. pouring bleach while wearing your best shirt) and reevaluate.
Permanently Deleted
"I did a good job today and I deserve a treat." I procede toneat entirely too much candy, but I never learn.
"Fuck it, leggo" and "what's the worst that could happen?"
What no kill fatten & what no fatten forgotten (Sounds like: wano keel fat e wano fat fegot when I say it lol)
Welp, it ain't gonna get worse than this
Gotta expect a few losses in a big operation!
"No risk - no fun"
"Whatever happens, happens"
"It is what it is"
Yolo, but ironically, but so often that I'm not sure I'm using it ironically anymore?
I'll do that later
Easy come, easy go.
TLDR
Let's do this like Judas
"Hold my beer... watch this."
Lazuliiiiiiiiiiiiii
Fuck it wie ball
