there's a snake in my butt
79 0 ReplySomeone poisoned the doody-hole
24 0 ReplyYou! Are! A! Sex toy!
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The silver rimming
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An entire opossum head
...it's gotta be heavy, don't you think?
45 0 ReplyIdk, but you got to be into some stuff that's several standard deviations from 'normal' at this point, so I don't think the weight factors in.
40 0 ReplyNah. Taxidermy involves creating a mold of the head/body out of foam, then moving (taxi-) the skin (dermis) over the light foam mold.
Those are not heavy butt plugs, either. The PurePlug is much heavier than those knockoffs.
Sources: ……. Have done taxidermy and own a PurePlug lawl
10 0 ReplyThe internet is a beautiful place.
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This is taking taxidermy to an entirely new level but somehow all my instincts are crying its the wrong one.
38 0 Replytaxidermy? more like taxihorny.
wait, i feel like that means something else...
6 0 ReplyNot going to share the results I got form "taxihorny" but I can't say I was particularly surprised.
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Ok fine, but why do the heads have to look in pain?
27 0 ReplyI guess being squeezed out of an asshole aint that fun, but the snake one could be a bit less menacing
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Exactly what you think they are.
I wish they weren't.
23 0 ReplyNope! Chuck Testa.
17 0 ReplyMy only question is why tf are they all so big??
16 0 ReplyI like big corks and I cannot lie
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what kind of fetish is this? …Do I even want to know?
12 0 ReplyI just hope these animals didn't get killed with the purpose of turning them into toys. That is beyond cruel.
9 0 ReplyYeah, cause wine bottles have necks that wide and metal squeezes so well into glass. Who tf do they think they're fooling? And follow-up question, what in the ever-loving fuck?
6 0 ReplyThat's a really great price for a rattlesnake butt plug. You would be a fool not to pick one up at that price.
5 0 ReplyIt might appear as if one has already been bought, my money is on snake head
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