Why Texas is seeing eye-popping insurance hikes: Worsening storms fueled by climate change, coupled with inflation, are driving some of the highest home insurance costs in the country.

Hmm...

Maybe voting for the party of "climate change denial" and "customer protection removal" was a bad idea...

But nah. Let's vote for the people who are "making America great" by deporting and incarcerating legal immigrants and citizens without due process, tanking the economy with tariff wars, shitting on our trade partners, threatening our neighbors with annexation, defunding science research, taking away people's Medicaid, putting a conspiracy theorist in charge of healthcare, and letting a billionaire Nazi run roughshod over the vital government agencies while pretending to find fraud and waste—and that's not even an exhaustive list.

But hey, at least gas and eggs are cheap, housing is plentiful, and we all have "so much money, we don't know how to spend it." Oh wait...