Microsoft Demos "Cloud Moral Distancing" Technology

The benefits of switching off of Microsoft are many, but include:

• attractive people will find you attractive
• removing Microsoft tax from biz and PCs lowers overhead costs
• no longer have to ritually uninstall or disable Edge or MS Chatbot Assistants
• Immediate loss of familiarity with MS bloatware frees up mental capacity for learning a new language or generation of pokemon