Discussion Thread April 18

When I was 18 I was definitely not participating in Easter Eggs hunts. Is this a common thing?
- My kids are recently out of their teens and they never did it - if the eggs are filled with weed then maybe
  
  Lol right!
  
  😂😂
  
  😂😂 love it
- In my family we never stopped, we follow the kids now that my generation is all adult but uh.. We still did it until very late just for tradition

She says she has a sunburn because she didn’t ask anyone to help her apply it to her back while she was at the pool for 3/4 hours yesterday. How has she made it to 40?
- Not as skinny today!
  
  Another day another selfie 🙄🙄🙄
  
  Not at all lol and she could have sized up.
- Sooooo embarrassing. I've said it before and I'll say it again, someone come take Turdie's hand, she is in need of assistance
  I wonder if this is a ruse to avoid being outside/in sight of people, especially after that Youtube video surfaced yesterday. Poor L will probably be stuck inside while the beautiful Florida weather is right out the door.
  
  She has ZERO actual life skills. Nana K did well with this one 🙄
  
  What YouTube video?

I will never understand her need to wear skimpy suits while wrangling a small child! I also don’t understand her need to photograph this moment other than to take a shot of her own bod!
- A least L got a few minutes of attention while mom made a reel. Poor kid.
  
  Right? All these pictures and reels she’s making… meanwhile it’s like, what is poor L doing, bobbing along by herself? Talking to strangers? Talking to the water or the pool wall?
- She wears it to give the “look at me, I’m a hot young mom!” vibes. Like nobody is looking at you at Disney resorts and giving you the attention you’re so desperate for Bird!
  
  Literally no one is looking. Her body is just a regular mom body.
- So awkward, she had to have been looking at her screen to make sure they were both in it, then turn to L and snap the picture. I wonder if she let go of her immediately to make sure the picture was good enough or if there was a repeat of the steps to take a better one.
  I hope it's just a shadow but L's arm looks fairly red! Hopefully Birdcrap gets her out of the sun once the photoshoot suffices.
  
  I wonder if L was trying to get away because we know she did multiple takes!

Her most recent post's caption: "LifE haS bEeN so BusY" - pictures are literally just her on her couch and family in their home. She really doesn't think much of her followers, dishing out that platter of gaslit BS
- I hate when she says she busy.....clearly she has no idea what busy looks like.
  
  Right?? How tone deaf can this idiot be! Busy is us moms juggling full time jobs, three kids in school and extra curriculars! Not to mention actually keeping our homes clean, cooking meals and doing laundry! Get wrecked birdshit. You have zero life skills
- Good thing her flight is delayed 40mins. She can take an extra break. Changed to 24mins boo! 👎

Actually sets her phone up to record herself fixing her hair. It’s pathetic
- My goodness....the sucking in is so obvious. Nobodies ribs stick out like that lol when sitting. She's such a fake
- She’s doing some major sucking it in here!
  
  Seriously, you know she was admiring how "skinny" she thinks she looks. I wonder if she already had the camera set up this way trying to find the best angle and suck-in that gave this result. This is so GD annoying to see her post.
  Also what is up with the freckles looking insanely detailed in amongst a field of blurry skin??
  
  That’s all I noticed. Lil miss body confidence yet has to suck in during a video 🙄

3 plugs for USA today. She disgusting.
- As long as she is getting paid....

I call bullshit on this entire post! I think the husband has work stuff and the mom is away and Birdie had to bring L or she brought her so she has someone to hang out with while J is busy. The whole crap about not having one on one time because of a big family! WTF! One of her kids, supposedly, lives at the dorm and the other 2 are only with her half the time so there’s a whole lotta hours there she could spend alone with her little girl! She is completely messed up and is going to ruin that child.
- That kid is a prop and has been since day one. Sarah is vile.
- "She's so grateful to be here" really? did you ask her and that's what she said? How do you know this little girl is grateful to be in a hotel somewhere that isn't home? Her word vomit is such jargon I can't believe she gets away with it. Also, such a lucky little girl, her mother decided "last minute" to bring her. So nice and thoughtful!! "Even if it's more to think about and do." Well, she is a young child, did you not expect that to come with having another child?? By saying that, she pretty much outs herself as not wanting to deal with that in the first place. Also, her saying she rarely gets one on one time with her youngest child is a load of crap, and very depressing, shocking crap at that. Even if that was true you should be making time for all of your children, especially your very young, growing child. A big family and busy lives is absolutely no excuse for not having or making time to be alone with your babies. What a useless, vile dumb ass. Her flame flickering out can't come soon enough, but probably won't because her stupid minions eat this crap up.
  
  Her followers chart on hype auditor is literally tanking. She's done.
- She’s such an insufferable liar!!! How can people not see right through her bullshit
- wtf is up with her eye. 🤣 She really is a loser.
  
  Omg lol using a filter while holding your child. Classic.
- Yea I agree. I don’t think she took her because she wants quality time with her, I feel like she was forced into it. She has never wanted to spend any quality with her unless someone is there to help her and J is too busy with her competition to be of help to her. 🐦 wants to do Disney her way or no way so with L she can’t do it her way and I bet that’s killing her, that’s why I don’t think she originally planned to take her.
  But as always, she has to put on a performance like she’s mother of the year taking her kid to Disney for the millionth time just of the goodness of her heart.
  
  Does she have to go to Disney? Is the competition in Disney?
- The biggest liar of all.

I’m sorry but this is terribly depressing. I know kids have imaginary friends but everything about this little girl is imaginary. All she does is talk to imaginary things all day!!! I’m so sad for her. It doesn’t help her mother and followers find it adorable so they’ll never give her what she needs.
- This is SO tragic :(
- Soooo sad. This poor girl. Her mother is too busy looking at her phone/herself way more than her daughter. At least the imaginary cat doesn’t have a phone to talk to, or a skirt to hike up

She looks like she forgot a shirt and had to borrow one from L. 40 going on 12
- Her one thigh is skinnier than the other and her calves are bigger than her thighs. What a fake ass human.
  
  Is standing with toes in supposed to be slimming? It looks like she’s a toddler that has to go potty.
- Can she at least iron her fake cheerleader's skirt?

Honestly this poor poor content baby only knows how to communicate and interact with animals or inanimate objects like walls. How do people not see this??
- I was coming to post this too. This poor girl, I feel so bad for her because she seems like such a happy adventurous and imaginative little girl and her parents don’t give her what she needs which is clearly interactions with HUMANS her age.
  I get kids probably do stuff like this but it’s legit the only interactions this poor thing ever has.
- I don’t know why they can’t see it. I have a 2-yr-old in my sphere who has a better vocabulary but she’s been spoken to all her life like she’s a real human being!
  This is why L was suddenly made part of the trip - S can’t be alone
  
  She really can’t be. I’ve * thought this for years. Such a weak person even though she tries her hardest to convince people otherwise.
  
  Lmao how many times does she have to mention the "1:1" time. Like we get it, you rarely if ever make or take time to be alone with your youngest daughter
- Did you see where a follower suggested the animals are telling her their names? They are all fucked up!

Woof, she’s really starting to shine through, even with that HEAVY airbrushing
- Imagine being at Disney again and selling affiliates with that stupid airbrushed filter face.
- Not a pore in sight but she kept her nose.

Spending that 1 on 1 time being a performative tool crying into her phone. Even L wants her to shut up.

She seemed out of it in these stories.
- This chicken content is dumb and it truly shows just how washed up she is. Chicken content and having to book her own photoshoots, it’s so over.
  
  Yes!!!
  
  Chicken content 🤣
- When she had all those chickens on her and she was singing them to sleep I was horrified. She uses the same tone of voice talking to those birds as she does when she speaks to her 4-yr-old
  
  Pip is so big. I was hoping it was going to sh!t right in her big mouth.
- I think she uses pot a lot. How else could she not spiral when she sits on her ass doing nothing? She’s disgusting and she knows it.
- She’s so manic. It’s actually terrifying
- She's so cringe
- Close to her real face?
  
  Those eyelids aren’t that’s for sure.

Wonder how this is going to end!
- Looks like she made J take her suitcase so she could film. Ridiculous. Hope her followers are ready for more dole whip, churros, same rides, mascots
  
  J has a backpack and giant suitcase. S has her stupid little pink one that she conveniently under packs and “forgets” stuff every single time. Be prepared the the same recycled travel content. Yawn
  
  I don't know how anyone can follow her and cheer on her 100th Disney experience.
- Yay...more Disney content. Fun.

Curious case of missing stretch marks and filters that can’t keep up.
- Her face is SO annoying. The bottom looks like the stupid expression she makes when she’s sharing some dumb, idiotic thing she did or forgot to do
- What's going on between her eye and nose?
  
  Bunny lines from too much botox. Those muscles have to overcompensate for the lack of moment in the other surrounding ones.
- Holy fuckin Botox 🤣 I mean I love a few units myself but Jesus. She looks like wax
- Whata fucking fraud.