crow rule

You forgot

• shit on cars, people, other animals, that one crow who stole your shiny the other day
• drop rocks or nuts on bald heads to crack them open
• investigate the suspicious death of that one specific crow and blame it on a random passerby while enjoying your new shiny
• laugh at dumb people doing dumb things

There is a fun solo TTRPG of this concept.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/413916/be-like-a-crow-a-solo-ttrpg?src=hottest_filtered