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  • Love this tune/Dead Boys and sing it while making balsamic reduction at work

    Balsamic reducer

    Ain't no loser

      • (Full version, I make up lots of song parodies at work)

        I don't need anyone

        I still need mom and dad

        Don't got a pretty face

        I lost the human race

        And I've got some news for you

        You work a kitchen too!

        I've got my pots and pans

        Working til I can't stand

        Balsamic reducer

        Ain't no loser

        People out kn the streets

        They don't know who I am

        I watch them eat my food

        And they just pass me by

        But I'm not just anyone

        I'll boil this sauce down to none!

        (Chorus)

        I'll have a drizzle soon

        For pizzas and salads too

        Things will be different then

        We'll be supplied again

        Then I'll be 5 and a half feet tall

        Getting paid nothing at all

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