What else do you need?
What else do you need?
What else do you need?
Hi I'm Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler
Damn, the render distance is so small over there
It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill
It's a limitation of the hardware.
Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal
I hope they like their wives hairy, because I'm in.
Hello, nurse!
Nice try, Dracula.
I'd need cheese
You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.
Does this person need a husband?
Is this pork long pig?
I was gonna ask "And just how long is this pork, exactly?"
Dream only of me!
But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.
New pig butchering scam is getting more explicit.
Bloody good offer, mate.
Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I'm there!
All you need to give me is some bloood.
I wish I had this rizz
Link please.
On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation