A vest. BUT WITH SLEEVES.

So a shirt

Behold!

You're welcome in my blunt rotation bro

Is this shower thought about what to wear after said shower?

Ankle-cut socks that go all the way up to the gooch.

getting shot at

"Here! Take this! It's a bulletproof vest!"

gets shot in the arm

"OW!!!"

"But it is, ya know....a vest......"

Scott e vest ?

Are you trying to convince me to inVEST in something?

I'm sorry, I'll leave.

Pants... But without legs.

The Infinite Vest

In dutch we call this: a "Vest", and I think that's just beautiful.