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  • I will buy a Switch 2 for however much it costs and when Nintendo first party titles start costing a whole week of work plus overtime I will still buy them. I will take out a mortgage for the eventual $49,999.99 console and $4,999.99 games. I will sell individual organs directly to Nintendo for whatever they want. I will singlehandedly commit genocide with my bare hands for Nintendo. I will gladly die for Nintendo. I live to serve my angel of salvation.

  • I have a solution, create a cheap knock-off & make it opensource. You guys can name the game-characters.

  • You can play Mario on old dumb phones using J2ME emulators.

    • I can't imagine trying to play games designed for controllers on a touch screen.

      • J2ME are old dumb non-touchscreen phones. My last one was Sony Ericsson j108i. And just now reading the Wikipedia entry, it was actually the last non-smartphone phone by Sony Ericsson! Nice.

        Damn, the nostalgia is real. And the design still looks much better than smartphones which look pretty much all the same. Back then, phones had personality.

        The Sony Ericsson phones in particular had very advanced J2ME support that I didn't see that much difference between that and my first smartphone (Nokia C5-03). Not that there weren't differences, the smartphone was definitely more advanced, but it wasn't that huge of a leap.

  • nope. they might be counting dumptruckloads of cash, but $0.00 of it will have come from me

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