Anon is a statistic

Exceptions are rare enough that there’s only like one mass shooting a week!
- In 2022 or 2023 there was one mass shooting for every day of the year. Anon was simply in the wrong place.
  https://www.massshootingtracker.site/
  Looks like they're on track for another great year of mass shootings!
  
  90 mass shootings in 101 days! At least 11 days without one, way to go USA.
  
  I mean, most of those are gang shootings, no? Those are always a bit disingenuous to call mass shootings.
  People overstate the danger.
  (And 90 in a year is still a small % of people when we have 300 million, if you look at %)
  
  In 2022 or 2023 there was one mass shooting for every day of the year. Anon was simply in the wrong place
  One? In both years, there have been two shootings for every year according to your source. Jesus christ!
  
  i mean, the US is also fucking huge compared to somewhere like europe, so that "wrong place" is the entire continental US.
- Yeah but there's like 50 weeks in a year

Eeeuuuugggghhhh, my wife is a reeeeaaaaaal wife, I’ll tell ya
- You wouldn't know her, she buys her knives from a different store

In any given year, more than half of all gun deaths are suicides, so really it should read...
Go back inside
Shoot self
- But how would they type it?
  
  They are a bad shot
  
  So much potential greentext, wasted.

Well he did deserve it by wearing that hat.
- What hat?
  
  Fedora with safari flaps in the back
  
  Confederate flag wifebeater

most gun owners are safe and cautious
I know some of the most brain dead takes that my friends with guns do. Some gun owners are absolutely crazy when it comes to gun safety and storage.
- I have known a number gun enthusiasts. About half of them have been safe with them. Only one shot themself.
  The numbers aren't great.
  
  And isn't it every week that a toddler shoots someone? It's not a good look.
- The number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
  
  Because what's better than knowing your balls could get blown at any moments while binging Netflix.
  
  Oh shit. Are you serious?
- Another take, I am super on it with gun safety, but not storage. There are never minors allowed in my home, and a gun isn't useful unless you can get to it easily and it's ready to go. Only guns resting inside the safe are unloaded, all the guns that work for a living have loaded magazines and a round in the chamber (I don't own any 1911 pattern guns, if I did, they would not be chambered.) Also, no exposed trigger, everything is in a holster.
- Yeah, press x to doubt
  Some are extremely careful. Way too many(majority , from personal experience) are "meh" at best, and a smaller part (but still way too many) are just using guns as a baby rattle (figure of speech, though I've seen things)
  
  I have a friend who has a quick access weapon for defense. But he keeps the AR in the corner of his bedroom, a loaded magazine, not chambered. But has a curious 2 year old in his house. And that's just one instance from a single friend. And he rationalizes it, saying he keeps the door locked. (Which isn't true because the time we came over and noticed it, the door was wide open)
  And this is coming from me, who fairly recently got into firearms and got my CCW. Sometimes the lack of priority for safety just leaves me astounded. This is why statistics happen.
  
  When there are millions of gun owners even a few percent using guns for “baby rattles” is still a very significant number.
- you should bully them for it, they deserve it.
  
  But not so much you get shot.
  
  Oh I definitely do. Because I get quick access defense. But at the same time there is a limit to that. Especially if kids are in the house.

People getting stabbed with wives instead of knives now 😔
- Sharp women
- these goddamn feminists ruin everything
- Hey, don't knock it till you try it. It's the newest fad, baby!
  /hides_strapon_behind_back_as_spouse_enters_house

this is why we need to regulate wives
- I'd say we should just outright make homicide illegal so we don't have to be sexist about it.
- yeah, fuck men though, they can stab as many men as they want, as long as they're in a gay relationship.
  
  well yeah obviously gays should be allowed to stab people
- We kinda do, there are legal requirements for marriage

Fake. Anon doesn’t have a wife. That would involve talking to a woman.
- And gay, for he got impaled from behind.

So she was "standing her ground?"

Could just be a story about a man getting pegged by his wife

Be British
Go to the United States
Don't Get Blown up in a Cybertruck
Don't Get Shot up in a mass shooting
Don't Get Robbed shirtless by a home invasion
Don't Get Scammed broke by a crypto-coin shill
Do find the one person in the entire country who insists on doing knife crime
Marry her
Get stabbed to death
Post about it on 4chan
- https://infogram.com/us-vs-uk-on-knife-crime-1hmr6gyrxmlo6nl

Or stabbed by kids because wifi is down ....

See that is the problem.
All gun owners should be completely cautious and safe. That is why you background check them thoroughly.

The amount of guns mechanics find just casually sitting around in customers cars is appalling. They get stolen because people leave guns in their cars and used for crimes.
- Whenever I see cars/trucks with gun stickers on the back, I assume they are rolling loot drops. Ain't no way I'm advertising what guns I have. Also not leaving my guns unattended anywhere. I spent too much on that shit to leave it out for somebody else to take.
  
  Exactly. It's either with me or locked up safely at home.

Both the "locks away guns, guns are always empty except on the shooting range or hunting, safety conscious" person and the "gets drunk every evening and sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow" person are actually totally safe as long as they uphold the number one rule of gun safety: "The barrel of a gun may never be pointed at a person". Super hard to shoot someone unless you are Angelina Jolie or James McAvoy or one of those bullet ricochet superheroes. Of course it's a useless rule since it is simply stating the obvious. But that doesn't seem to stop people from repeating it.
- You repeated it?