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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name] @hexbear.net

1w ago

Alas, poor Kekius.

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due to a bad connection

"due to a bad connection"
lol blame lag more scrub
- Richest man in the world running a gaming rig on 56k. Tragic.
  
  The other funny part is, he owns the ISP so if there actually was lag it was still his fault

This guy said chess is too simple btw lol
- And that the real smart people game is some mobile Civ clone or whatever.
  
  Its not even a civ clone though. It's more like, "what if civ had the same complexity as settlers of catan?" The dumb boy finally found a game he's good at, because it's easy, and assumed it must be more intellectually relevant than the games he's bad at. Kids aren't this dumb.
- I'm tired of putting chess on a pedestal. It's a shit game. Play go like a real gamer.
  
  I logged in to upbear this

This man is in his 50s, with hundreds of billions of dollars and dozens of kids, and this is what he's doing.

due to a bad connection
Lmao, sure.

A: I did thing (lie)
B: You obviously can not do thing
A: Yes I can, I'll prove it!
A then proceeds to fail miserably at doing thing
Is there a word for this? I'm looking for something a little stronger than "hubris".
- Delusions of grandeur?
- Ask the Germans. I bet they have a word for it.
  
  the way things have been going, that word is probably "antisemitismus"
- A then proceeds to fail miserably at doing thing
  Failed at a trivial scale of the thing.

Blaming it on lag is worse, right? Like, that's his whole fucking job. You're allowed to be shit at video games, but it you're the guy who's in charge of making the computers work good and your own personal computer works like shit, then like???
- Yeah, he just showed us all that starlink is trash lol

He should really play easier games. Why do this to yourself?
Or maybe he should suffer.
- He's not playing games to have fun, he's playing games to signal membership in the reprehensible
  subculture
- You literally can't lose to the tutorial boss unless you're trying to. He must have been high as shit on ket
  
  Ketius Maximus
  
  Or he's got as much gaming skill as my Gran
  
  The boss is slightly harder than that, but it's not like the sekiro tutorial where you're supposed to lose. It has a giant slow attack where he lights up, and you have to move out of the way. It's simple if you're familiar with this kind of game. Musk just is shit.

turns off camera
throws computer against wall like the man baby he is
- looks longingly at the emergency release lever on the plane cabin door

Lol I also suck at this game, where's my army of followers trying to justify foibles
- You need more commas in your net worth

due to a bad connection
There are two options here. Either his Starlink is trash, or he rage quit and blamed it on lag like a fucking dork ass crybaby loser. Both are rqually believable, and both make him look worse.

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