What if these tariffs are just a secret Capellan... I mean ComStar... I mean Battletech plot to be the last surviving tabletop game in the United States?

WotC getting behind tariffs to make their competitors more expensive is something they'd do.

What about Pathfinder. They're in Washington or Oregon?

They're also the progenitors of actual open source licensing for tabletop games.

We need to infiltrate Van Zandt and find out what the heck is going on.

See this jolly rancher? It's actually an Orion

I already got my Mercenaries box set so we're good.

Praise Blake