Donald Trump threatens new 50% tariffs on China

Oh snap! China, you got schooled. Ain't nut'n you can do now! Check mate.

"Hold my tea." -China

It's like the left foot trying to run away from the right. Let's do more of what is working.

What a moron.

Maybe China should just block all exports and imports to/from the US. Surely, no one really needs the prescriptions that they manufacture for us. I bet it would not take long for Donald to cave. They could probably extract some concessions from him.

Fuck it, 500%. Let's just speedrun this shit.

I don't get this cover image. How do you want to tarif Docker Swarms?