Discussion Thread April 1

I am all for teaching children to respect and be kind to animals, but this is the saddest thing I’ve seen. This poor poor child has zero social skills and has to resort to making friends with the cat. I hate TBP beyond measure - shame on both of those lazy grifters. This baby deserves so much better
- Every time she shares what is supposed to be a cute picture of L in scenarios like this it just makes me so sad. It looks like a captive situation or something. She is getting so big and starting to look like a child instead of a baby/toddler, but she still acts and is treated like the latter. I don't understand how they are all ok with this 😔
- I agree! It’s so sad! Poor kid deserves so much better! I still keep hoping she’ll go to Kindergarten in the fall.

Imagine needing to dress like this at your teen daughter’s cheer competition. I hope the other moms treat her the way she deserves. She really has no class.
- “Okay. Now film me walking down the hall, desperate for attention, at a CHILDRENS WATERPARK AND HOTEL…..”
  
  This!!! What a fucking tool she is. This event is not about you birdshit… remember? It’s your daughter’s cheer comp! Get over yourself
  
  Other influencer mom at the event probably why the idiot is over compensating. If you want to add some fun this is how you do it.
- While filtering yourself into an hourglass size 2. How sad an existence.
- Always going out of her way to get attention. She’s pathetic. I wonder if her ex shows up to these events. YIKES is right 😆
- Whose body is this? She literally does not have this type of figure lol
  
  Nope. She does not. This,is why she didn't flaunt herself in a bikini in the water park. She's a phony
  
  I think her hands are holding the pants so the Juicy isn’t sagging. We all know she has a pancake ass!
- Two days apart. She's so sloppy with her nose and eye filters.
  
  EXIF! Bahahahahaha! Love this for her!
  
  Omg lol
- That ass is definitely not juicy...

Ebb and Flow this 🖕🏻I can’t stand her constant over use of buzz words and phrases she thinks make her look intelligent.
- Lying McLiarson This is straight up fraudulent
  
  Lmfao...a skin mask? That's what she's saying huh....😵😂
  
  She's disgusting.
  
  She’s plugging a made in Canada face mask after hiding the fact she flew to NYC for a night.
- “Products” = filters
- I’m pretty sure this make up bit is a 🖕at her shadow Renee doing cool things and posting a 5 min make up routine + applying to the Sephora squad. Bird has done lots of 5min make up reels and pretended to be committed to one brand. She is just a sad of sadness and lies!
- Ugh 😑 And whose face is that? It sure doesn’t match all of the photos of 🐦 💩 out there that people have taken that show her unfiltered, unedited face! What an ass! 🙄
  
  This fuggin blurry-ass edited skin. Get the hell out of here. She edited her face so much her nose ring looks like a booger.
  
  Or the ones she posted today. Short forehead, low eyebrows, now turned up button nose - her filled lips almost stick out as far as her nose does from her face. Such a fake!
- Wow!!! This filter is crazy lol

What a weird thing to say. I highly doubt people say ‘wow! You have the same hand gestures as MM!’ She is such a try hard!
Also that was the best quote she could think of?
- She’s a storyteller alright, definitely not skilled though.
- When asked who you would play in a movie I think the answer is a character from a script, a book, a reboot. Not the actress you think you look like?! WTF.

One of the comments on her Olay post that only has 54 comments lol. Meanwhile her other posts have hundreds and hundreds 💀
Someone (no idea who) had to stand in her bathroom and film her in her bikini lathering up in this body wash. What a sad life for this person.
- Made in the USA and toxic! Wonderful, I’ll run right out and buy it 🙄

The clown ass loser apparently has a busy day ahead today. Can’t wait to see what is a busy day is Sarahalalaland.
- Her “busy” day is a big as her “big” announcement the other night…..about the chicken……
- That's her word of the month. She's got nothing.
- Sooooooo...what was the busy day?
  
  Who knows, she’s keepjng it a secret so people will message her and ask. Probably has to come up with a lie.
  
  Not sure! Hoping someone will share so i don't have to watch her stupid stories lol. I see another chick has hatched, so probably nothing at all 😴

More great feedback on her dumb ass bikini tying tutorial!!
- Lmfao. She's literally such a loooooser
- Sorry everyone no idea why my images are so gigantic, at least on desktop 😂 😂
- Love this for her 😂
- This is for April Fools! 😂

As if she hasn’t done this before.
- She's so desperate for sexual attention.
- I can't believe this is the content she's putting out.
- OMG! I love the receipts!

This picture is so annoying. Did she ask Briony to stand partially in front of her??? No reason for this to be required except for the sole reason of Turdie not wanting her body to be properly seen in a photo she can’t edit. She is so ridiculous!!
- Who's low eyebrows? Who's face shape? You can see her tummy control panties thru every dress. Super hot!
- She needs to hide but also thinks she’s such hot shit at the same time
- How many necklaces are too many to wear at one time? 🤣
- She positioned herself to be the smallest. She's such a loser.
  
  But you can tell she isn't which is hilarious. Those granny panties tho...
- It is mighty blurry.

She’s full of shit. Couldn’t find a bathing suit that fit and could only wear boys board shorts! She acts as if she was 600lbs ffs.
- Her eyes always look so manic!
  
  Unhinged stories full of lies.
- Yet she's constantly posting herself in bathing suits???
  
  Exactly!!! She has so many swimsuits, both one- and two-piece, that she regularly flaunts herself in!! She is delirious, delusional, the list goes on.
  
  She said she’s learning how to wear them! WTF does that mean?
- She’s full of shit. Trying so hard to go viral re-telling the same old lies, with a filter and a face full of Botox and filler.

- Impeccable work! She’s such a fraudster!
- What a joke she is.

Busiest month of the year because of Cheer and Easter 🤣 Enjoy the day FOOL ✌️
- Sharing her normal regular life activities like millions of people are waiting to hear about it. I can't stand this woman
  
  I couldn’t imagine updating people on such mundane tasks. How do people even enjoy her content?
- I wonder what Trad Wife frock she’s going to wear to this year’s Easter celebration? They may all be in hospital with salmonella and it won’t even be a concern!
  ETA - Her eldest will be taking her first Uni finals. I guess she isn’t worried about that!
  
  Her eldest goes to school with my middle 😒 it’s true, the teenagers are tired of her shit
  
  She got over that cold awful quick. It’s almost as if she wasn’t even sick in the 1st place.
- What?!?! April is the “busiest” month for her? Then why did she even need calendars to fill in, because she’s don’t absolutely NOTHING
- Dude, we know what your real nose looks like. Stop with the filters you twit! And stop using the word busy. It's insulting to us actual busy moms.
  
  She’s suddenly form Whoville

This whole string bikini at GWL was another episode featuring Birdie as the main character exhibiting her attention-seeking behaviour. Most mothers playing with their kids at a water park aren’t going to wear something that’s begging for a wardrobe malfunction moment! They choose something practical while they traverse the stairs on the way up the stairs to the top of the slide and that’s going to stay in place when they’re thrown into the water at the end. This woman’s mission is to make everyone watching her to focus on their own bodies instead of just living in the moment and having some fun.
- Wait until she goes to the Bahamas that should be interesting 😂
  
  The way that I want her phone searched at the airport 🤣 on her next 2 trips!

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- I can’t believe a publication actually approached her to talk about this. Whatever publication it is has definitely just lost any credibility they had (probably not much if this is what they’re interviewing about).
  She didn’t create this trend fps.
- I was like, what do I start with, the completely blurry edited face, or the stupid dumb ass goose interview. Eye rolling into the sunset
- Like who the fuck interviews about a porch goose. Pathetic!!!
  
  It’s literally not cute OR funny 🙄🙄

Always slaying with the photos moonchild 😂
- Thanks! I’m trying

God I feel SO bad for her kids. This pic and a towel pic all within a couple hours. Make an onlyfans already and save this content for that!!! Legit nobody needed this photo, it looks like something you send your SO or someone in private, not for all your followers (although this isn’t for her usual followers, it’s just for men)
- I hope the "fun days ahead" she's referring to is another renovation for the bedroom now. Cuz girl, that wall in the back is leaning.....
- Meanwhile she's tucked everything and put her underwear in position. You can tell because her apron belly is hangng out other side. Oh and stretch marks are back loud and proud. Cool! No wonder everyone all around her is succeeding and she's failing. This is all she's got. She's done!
- Oh yes, Step 2 take another pointless selfie in your shitty stretched out underwear sucking in for dear life.
- What's wrong with that back wall...falling over?
- Lmao more crap everywhere in this room as well
- She totally wants a tummy tuck - but at this point it would kill her career. Just look at her sucking it in and positioning her skin.

I just cannot
- Let the sick child put a gd chick in her face, and let the chick have a sick child in their face
  
  Patient zero of the next pandemic. Both the chick and child
- What are they naming this one? Corn Kernel? So cute running around with pizza crust and meatloaf.

Step 1, take an absolutely unnecessary selfie in a towel showcasing messy bathroom ✅
- Literally cannot even look at herself in the mirror. Always through the phone, with filters. It's not everybody else that has a problem with her stretch marks, its her. Her and her alone.
- With that stupid look on her face. She's mental.
  
  Permanent smug cocky look on her face full of botox and fillers. But remember to love yourselves ladies ✌🏼
- The chest pains from those countertops. What a disaster! I'm sure her giant house has proper storage for all of that crap
  
  She’s has multiple Vitamin C products sitting there but has the audacity to claim it’s the Caudalie miracle product. How the F could she possibly know what product is making a difference when she’s using this much shit.
  
  Excuse you, she LIVES there! As she had to point out in the next post 🙄 that’s always her excuse for mess, how about because you live there you tidy up a little???

Birds hair in Cheryl’s eye and mouth 💀
- Tell me you’re not up on Canadian politics when to the other side of her is a right wing nut case. Not the people you want to align yourself with birdie.
- Cheryl is a devout Birdie stan. She probably enjoyed this.
  
  I saw she tagged Bird all giddy about link her outfit details 🙄 Bird must have been giving her tips at the event. I’ve never really followed Cheryl but I’m curious to know how much shit she has done to her face?