4mo ago

My dog probably experiences the vacuum cleaner exactly like me in my recurring nightmare as a child trying to convince my parents that the monster in our home is dangerous

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This is the best one of these I've seen in a very long time. Good one!
Me: "The Vacuum is not going to hurt you. Calm down."
The vacuum:
- That thing is ancient
  
  Kirby model 513 from 1953. Still works great after 72 years.
My dogs are too chill. They don't react to the vacuum. They don't even react to fireworks.
But someone walking through the breezeway in front of the apartment (not even like walking up to the door) makes the little one bark his head off as he calls out the intruders. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Did they ever find out just how dangerous you are?

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