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2y ago

Cabal of 'gay furry hackers' claims over 3,000 files stolen in NATO website breach

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Cabal of 'gay furry hackers' claims over 3,000 files stolen in NATO website breach

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2y ago

Cabal of 'gay furry hackers' claims over 3,000 files stolen in NATO website breach

www.pcgamer.com /gay-furry-hackers-claim-nato-website-breach/

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Plot twist: they stole gay furry porn from nato servers.
- That’s why they’re so mad. They didn’t just copy it; they deleted it after. Monsters!
- https://preview.redd.it/1jryjq7nyt9b1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=84315b9709bbf4e2aa56b38bf5f2778263002661
3000 files seems like an arbitary amount. Nothing's preventing you from creating a file for each passing millisecond.
- 2999 of them are robot.txt files, and one is goatse.jpg.
  
  Awww no luv for my girl tubgirl?
  
  Don't forget the lemons for your party.
- Yeah, without any frame of reference, it's just a random, useless number.
so a group of furry hackers is a cabal, not like a pack or a litter or something
"FBI Bags Litter of Hacker Furries"
- Don't feed the fetish
  
  OwO
Surely it would be less redundant to just say 'hackers'
Relevant XKCD
https://xkcd.com/932/
- Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.
  I salute you, internet stranger.
  
  Also slightly relevant: https://xkcd.com/1138/
- Hacker color schemes these days:
  ⬛🟥
  ⬛🟩
  ⬛🩷🟪
  ⬛🟥🟨🟩🟦🟪🩷
- Did you think Nato would store nukular codes on their Neocities website?
  
  nukular
- Chelsea Manning was a prime example of this.
What a relief, I'd hate to think those files ended up in the wrong ~~paws~~ hands.
Based and furpilled
Can the gay furries get the alien files next?
- Wasn't that supposed to be the Naruto-running guy's job?
  
  THEY HAD ONE JOB
the group says it's gotten into the government web portal for the South African OR Tambo district
As a South African, that's not much of an accomplishment
Oh no, did the mass Activation of everyone yesterday contribute to this?
3000 stolen files of gay furry hackers
Holy shit, I mean hackers are bad but gay furry hackers...that's crossing the line.
Yes that is quite the headline for sure.
Can we start a Legion of Gay Fury Hackers (₲ay͎₣ur)
motive?
- it's almost certainly a spoof cover of the Chinese or someone
- You're asking why someone would hack one of the most evil organisations on earth?
  
  Slow your roll there, Vlad. You have a whole other country to finish invading first.
  
  ...you didn't answer my question.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
- gay bad please like if you cri evrytim
  
  It looks like you’re attempting English. Could you put just a bit more effort into it? I’d love to understand what it is you’re saying.
- You mean the bettest timeline, right?
  
  I meant what I said.
3,000 black files of NATO
Guy looks like Harrison Ford’s accountant brother.
Yet another reason to dislike furries, most unsurprising.
- Tons of infosec folks are furries, gay etc.. I'm presuming, because having to hide your personality is quite the motivation to learn about potential attacks and defenses.
  So, no matter whether you think of this particular stunt as good or bad, it's really not indicative of gay furry hackers a whole. Most of them are holding our IT infrastructure together, without doing big name hacks in their freetime.
  
  the call from the gay furry hackers is coming from inside the house
- did a furry hurt you lmao that's some silly reasoning
  
  No, just don't like degenerates, that's all. Pretty simple reason.
- Pretty sure it's mainly non-furry non-gay hackers that take down the majority of websites.
- It looks like someone got hacked by a furry.

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