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  • When life gives you banana-shaped lemons, make banana-shaped lemonade.

    • "All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!"

  • The universe decided to mix up basic units of the fabric of reality. Now nothing makes sense.

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