4mo ago

Conditioning rule

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I'm not a pog
- "You're my little pogchamp!"
  
  Better be me
Chat I need to be clicker trained :3
My girlfriends apartment doesn't have a dishwasher and sometimes she'll leave for work before me so I'll do the dishes and clean up and make the bed and all that. And every time she's surprised I have done such a thing.
I mean... What asshole guys isn't doing this and why do the rest of us have to be compared to him!
- He’s doing us a favor by setting the bar so low.
  I have the same thing with my GF. I express my emotions regularly and she acts like I’m an EQ genius.
- There's a lot of heroes out there doing even less than the bare minimum making it a lot easier for those of us who put in any effort at all. Seems to get more common as I get older.
itt: trolls.
2 years and her egg hasn't cracked yet?
2 years? I'd castrate myself to get away from this woman after 2 dates.
- Did you just castrate yourself? Good boy, saved your mommy some money!
- Jesus fucking Christ, you don't need to be so dramatic. You could just break up, weirdo. Nobody would be holding you hostage.
  
  "They're so dramatic rhey make me want to set myself on fire!" -Lucille Bluth
  
  Idk. 2 years later guy doesn't look like he's there by choice. That's a "begrudgingly accepted the inevitable" face
- Weak
  
  More like "not nearly that desperate"
- I'd castrate myself if it meant I could be with that woman
  
  You say that now but this shit would get annoying real quick
- better so, leaves more for us
  
  You'll figure it out when you're old enough to start dating
- Oh, a challenge! Assuming you lose, I win
  
  I forfeit, she's all yours. May God have mercy on your soul.

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