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Despite the fact I would like to be cremated, I've spent a lot of time thinking about what to put on my epitaph.
Hier ruhen meine Gebeine,
ich wΓΌnscht es wΓ€ren Deine.
Here lie my bones,
I wish yours would lie here instead.
I always say I want mine to read "He died the way he lived" and then say how I died. The less sense it makes the better.
My epitaph is going to be an LLM bot, trained on every email and social media post I've ever made, that every day responds to between 3 and 6 posts or post comments; and picks a random topic based on the Lemmy communities to which I'm subscribed and posts a single random toot on ActivityPub.
And, besides, I believe Lemmy should have reactions.
Death is but a door. Time is but a window. Iβll be back.
Vigo the Carpathian knew how to spit some bars.
"I'm not dead! Stop this thing! What's going on?! AAAAAHHHH!"