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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout:_Equestria
Even the wiki is semi-cursed
- It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.
- Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?
  
  I see you've never done serious web development.
- how does a pony fire an AK-47?
  
  It pulls the trigger. Duh.
  
  You might be overthinking it.
  
  Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.
  
  I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know
  
  AK, in Fallout world? Pffft
  
  They have particularly nimble pelvic muscles.
- i did NOT expect this to actually exist
  
  The incorporation of more violent and mature content contributes to a darker overall tone than the Friendship Is Magic source material.
  I had expected it but was still disappointed.
- My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!
- Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI...
- Surprisingly, I know about this, thanks to Station 13 shenanigans.

There were at least 4 books from what I remember. They made physical hardback copies so you could enjoy an MLP fanfic for the low low cost of $120!
https://www.ministryofimage.net/product-page/fallout-equestria
- If this was in stock right now I'd be down $120.
- I was shocked at first but then i was like "yeah, sounds right" and then i looked up the word count of this collection of stories and...620,000 words across over 2000 pages.
  War and Peace only has 587,000.
  amazed. I'm amazed. Thanks for showing me this.
- What in the cursed hell is this
  
  Fat roman larpers fuck mutant ponies or something probably.
  
  Fallout with no brakes and ponies.

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!
- Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!
  ...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?
- Piknic
  
  piknic is way better than sonichu
- Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!
  
  I actually read the entirety of HPMoR to my elderly mother. I tried to sell her on Friendship is Optimal but I think rationalist pony fanfic is a bit too ambitious a leap.
  
  The medallion is also cursed.
- Woah woah woah, sonichu is a totally Original Character (do not steal), that has nothing to do with either of those!
- Whatever happened to that guy? Last I heard they let him out of prison.
  
  Don't know the answer, but I think she uses "she/her" pronouns now.
- Do NOT ask me what color his arms are.
  You should know.

OP's gay and a furry. Lol.
- That's like a quarter of lemmy.

Fallout: Equestria is a rabbit hole in the rabbit hole of the MLP fandom

I've got the giant bible version of it. Thin paper, gold edges.
- But why?
  
  I was big into the show. By the time I got the book I had already read it a couple times online and knew it would be a worthwhile purchase, even if silly. Been almost 10 years but it's not a purchase I regret.
- One time a colleague and I found that book just chilling under an unused desk at work. We had never heard of it, so we were pretty confused. 😆 Still kinda am, honestly.

Say what...
- Jesus christ the legs. They really wanna fuck horses huh?
- Still better than AI "art" 🤷

Still a better story than fallout 4

God I remember reading about the adventures of Security for years after I stopped watching MLP. Fallout: Equestria was a wild place with two mammoth works written in the space.

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