How many eggs for that tessera?

They literally just notified 32% of the Department of Education last night that they were being fired.
Fuck these assholes and anyone who voted for them can fucking drop dead.

Trump: slaps roof
Tesla: combusts

Literal used car salesman as president. 🤦‍♂️

Do these idiots not realize that it's Tesla's association with nazis that's killing sales? How did they think this was going to help, Republicans are suddenly going to start buying electric vehicles?
- Yes. That was the goal, the God-King ordering the masses to buy Tesla.
  
  Honestly they may just ignore this one, as much as I hate it there's a decent bit of overlap between the car community as a whole and MAGAts. Though it's also possible they could interpret it as "get electric cars" at which point we may see more EV converts which I would love. The mere concept of an electric 1995 Toyota 4runner makes me harder than the Rock of Gibraltar.

Disgusting. No way for a President to act.
- Yeah! He shoulda stuck to selling beans from the Oval Office, like a respectable con man!
- SAD.
- Title of his memoirs.

Why isn't Elon wearing a suit?
- He will wear the costume when his war against democracy is over.

This gives me major late night car dealer commercial vibes. My English to Trump is terrible however I have faith that someone write Trump doing the narration for this commercial.
- If you haven't heard infomercial musak playing every time he starts talking you haven't been living.

This looks like an SNL sketch. People keep expressing sympathy for the onion writers, but really, how does one even parody this? Just shot for shot, word for word something a satirist would come up with.
- This is basically what killed South Park in 2016. Trump became president and you can't even parody that, because You can't think of anything more absurd. Except maybe electing him for a second time.
- 50 years ago, the president advertising a product probably would have lead to investigations
  Now it barely makes the evening news.
  
  Heck, no need to go back 50 years. If Biden did it there'd be backlash. Trump was right about being able to shoot someone and not losing supporters.
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkers_speech
  It did, but he got the VP nom anyway. And he went on to fundamentally reshape the Republican Party over the next twenty five years.
- Honestly, every time I see an SNL skit recently that mimics one of the latest events I keep saying this is sad because as crazy as they get, I feel like the real event was so much crazier. The skits just make me sad because I'm just being reminded of how fucked we are.
- Reporting trump doing nice things for liberals is how they should approach it. IMO.
- This looks like an SNL sketch.
  Ohh, I kept waiting for something funny to happen, but now I get it - it won't.
  \ :D
- SNL have been getting alot it lately with all the material they are getting from trump admin.

There’s no pretending who’s calling the shots anymore. The monkey was asked to perform. He is giving his best performance and everyone is watching the (shit)show.

It's not like it's a surprise. Remember how he did a photoshoot with a can of beans, because the owner of the brand said he liked him?
- Stopped eating Goya products because of this.
  
  Same. Haven't bought anything Goya since. Once i looked into them it was clear i probably should have stopped long before they endorsed trump but better late than never
  
  our bougie grocery chain stopped carrying this after he did this.
- No. What?

Americans electing a used car dealer to the Presidency is, frankly, the fate we deserved.
- He seriously was being a car salesman. A photographer got a shot of his taking points.
- Heh, Trump reeks of used car salesman energy.
  
  Well, yeah. Remember the string of bankruptcies and unpaid workers who he stiffed?

And how do they reconcile this with his administration's pro-destroy-the-environment agenda?
- It's not about the environmental aspect of the car for them, it's just another luxury sports vehicle to the buyers this is pitched at. Its fast, expensive and a desirable brand is all they care about, being electric is just a 'cool quirk' of it.
  Were the brand to become really toxic and widely unlikeable by the general public then even the wealthy vapid types would be turned off it. Let's hope we can get the momentum there, as the only buyers left would be the pro-EV MAGAs with money, and I very much doubt that's a large enough demographic to keep Tesla afloat.
- Microplastics from the tires

You guys have retirement savings?
- Enough to retire for about a week.
  
  Hey now, I also have a week of sick leave saved up. I’d just have to pretend to be sick (and provide a doctor’s note for my absence) for an entire week before retiring for a week.

Please let this sink the stock even more.
- It definitely won't help. "The most unlikable person on earth being associated with our brand is tanking our stocks, what do we do? I know, well ask the second most unlikable person on earth to help."
  
  Yeah...I fully predict there will be a TARP bailout for Tesla.
  
  One of the only times I'd put Trump at #1, because he's just such a #2.

Tesla sales are tanking because of Elon's embracing fascism and this is the best they could come up with to fix it
Just lean harder into it and hope the guy who hates electric cars can sell electric cars

It has to be bad if they resort to trying to sell EVs to climate change deniers.
- Maybe this is secretly how they save the environment. Coal rollers switching to EVs. And Putin launching the nukes causing a nuclear winter. Global warming solved.

Why is musk standing like his feet are afraid of each other? He looks like a proper ninny.
- hes wearing lifts.
- Makes room for the marionette
- he's getting ready for that star jump. crowds just love it.

I remember the last time an EV was parked up outside the white house. That went really well for everyone. /s
(2021 Lordstown Motors Endurance)

It's insane that both of them think this will help...
They truly don't understand that the vast majority of Americans fucking hate them. And the ones that do like one of them, already like both.
Zero people will have any change of opinion because of this.
- Dementia and Ketamine have some adverse effects together
  
  Please let murder/suicide be one of the side effects
- They truly don't understand that the vast majority of Americans fucking hate them.
  Do we know this for sure?
- Oh, it will help. Elon can afford to tank the losses from share price fall, then he'll grab loads more with a discount and there will be an eventual rebound. And then we will have the very first trillionaire in the world.
  I guess one of the reasons for Musk to murder Twitter shares was to test how effectively he can tank the financial damage and still ride it out before going full nuclear on his companies.
  Reminds me of one British twat called Humphrey Smith, who owns all companies as unlimited and tanks all legal expenses himself so he can do whatever the fuck he wants with them and with staff. Oh, he also owns a town and does whatever the fuck he wants there too.
  
  At some point, the bill is due. If the stock isn't producing dividends, then it's a growth stock. If the stock stops growing, or balances back to reality with their ledger sheet, then they'll realize the growth isn't happening because their sales are dropping like a rock, their market penetration is negative, and nobody wants to buy a vehicle associated with an actual, real life, Nazi who's spent the better part of the last 3 months making everyone in the world's (and especially American's) lives a living hell.
  Tesla was massively overvalued because Elon had people convinced he was a genius billionaire inventor who was going to turn Tesla into a "Energy" play. Also, he wasn't a Nazi manipulating world governments, forming up DOGE, firing thousands of government workers, causing planes to crash, endangering everyone's lives, and threatening to get rid of one of the very few good things to exist in this country: social security and medicaid/care.
  Nobody has a crystal ball to the future, but I seriously doubt the Tesla stocks will make a rallying cry to get back to even close to where they're at. At least not without a subsequent sell-off.
  There's just too much risk and volatility without any profits. And in the April 22nd-29th (whenever they choose to have it that week) earnings report, we're going to see a real bloodbath of a growth stock that's been overvalued by hundreds to thousands of a percent which fails to produce dividends or payouts to their shareholders, having a sharp, sharp line down for their quarterly earnings, with another quarter doing the same, and the one after that, etc.
  It will crater.
  The market can remain irrational longer than we can remain solvent, sure. But it eventually corrects. Even if it takes a recession/depression to trigger that.
- I'm still wondering, do they have an advicing team or something like that or do they just always act on their own, on instinct ?
  Because if they do, it's either they never listen, either the advisers are at least as delusional and that's even more baffling.
  
  They're surrounded by ball-gargling yes men.

Trump finally caught up with the versions of him in the parallel universes where he wasn't born of a rich family and is now a car salesman. Just like the universe intended.
- In the best universe, his mother's abortion didn't fail so spectacularly.

The richest man on Earth for now
- The cool thing about being a trillionaire is that you can fall a long, long, long way and still be the richest man in the country.
  Doubly so if you drag everyone else down with you.

Trump's cybertruck has a chance to do the funniest thing.

Surely the solution is to double down and take another round of special K to feel better?
- Triple the dose and he'll feel like his dad loved him.

selling crappy cars to dumb people is probably the role that suits trump the best.

And from now on MAGA loves EVs!

Memorizing the look of this super expensive tesla for no reasons at all.

NSFW ish

It’s about fellatio tho. You should check it out if you aren’t American and know science words.
- Every time I see your copyright notice the day that text gets reproduced by an LLM verbatim draws nearer.

Is Elon still the richest man in the world?
- Sadly yes, and by a lot.

I honestly think Trump knows how to drive.
Try to imagine a time when he would actually get in a car an drive himself somewhere. (I mean... other than a golf cart.) I can't do it. He grew up in New York. He's a complete man-child and having that much independence and personal responsibility is so far off brand it's inconceivable.