US CDC plans study into vaccines and autism, sources say
US CDC plans study into vaccines and autism, sources say
US CDC plans study into vaccines and autism, sources say
It's been done hundreds of times from different groups all over the fucking world. There is no correlation. This is a waste of time and money when these people have more important fucking things to be handling.
But that money is being wasted to make sure they find the correlation this time for suresies, guys, we're definitely going to prove the whole rest of the world wrong this time wif our big smawt amewican bwainses
And all the other health organizations will still have the same data and disprove it immediately. You can just outright say whatever the fuck you want publicly and it's the same effect. This won't stop vaccines. It won't stop people from getting vaccines. It won't stop doctors from recommending vaccines. It'll only make people look fucking stupid and useless.
I would suggest remembering who's in charge of HHS now.
By the time this "study" is done, they'll blame the COVID vaccine for every case of autism in the US since 1976.
Even if they don't, which is highly unlikely, they still want to be able to say "Obviously vaccines are dangerous. Even the US government is looking into the links between vaccines and autism." to give the anti-vax movement some "credibility" and a kernel of "truth".
I'm aware, but they cant fudge the numbers or fake studies because THE DATA IS PUBLIC. Coming out with a bullshit finding is still easily disproven because everyone else can still see your data. Then you just look like a bigger fucking idiot.
It's like trying to fake a slip and fall in a casino when you have hundreds of cameras watching you from all angles.
Guarantee you these assholes find "evidence" proving those other studies wrong.
I could save them some time and money. We already know how vaccines cause autism.
Hey, DOGE, I found your waste.
Yeah, but this time they already have the results they want they just need someone to tell them they are right.
WE'RE SAVING HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS BY CUTTING SOCIAL PROGRAMS TO THROW THE WORKING POOR TO THE WOLVES TO REDO STUDIES THAT HAVE BEEN DONE HUNDREDS OF TIMES BECAUSE THEY DON'T COME TO THE CONCLUSIONS WE WANT!