"The president [Trump] said he's going to end the war in 24 hours. We didn't say what day, what year." - Keith Kellogg, US special envoy for Ukraine and Russia.
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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'
-Steven Wright
By that definition they are absolute amateurs. Most wars were ended in a few seconds with a couple of strokes of a pen.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to sharpen a crayon? To find one that hasn’t got teeth marks in it?
What a set of knobs this administration is. Fools, charlatans, and fucking slimy conmen.
They were selected for loyalty, not competence.
I thought this was going to be the onion or something.
I didn't believe it when the source indicated it wasn't.
I had to watch it...
It is extremely sad that there aren't any patriots in the US doing what needs to be done to stop the traitors.
Well, there was that one guy.
Wasn't he just a nut who had decided to shoot anyone who was really famous, and Donald just happened to come to town that day?
There are so many things about this timeline that are just dumb. My suspension of disbelief is broken. I want to subscribe to a different one.
Things haven't gotten bad enough for the people crazy and competent enough to take care of the problem to act.
Once they lose all of the money the government gives them (Medicare, Medicaid, VA benefits), they'll be more likely to act.
I do want to note that I'm not saying that being a veteran means you're crazy, there's just enough overlap to make it worth mentioning.
Well give us a little time. As much as I would love for a disruptive resistance to get built in a month, that is a little unrealistic. We will fight/are fighting, just gonna take some time before it changes anything.
Is this guy fuckin serious lmao
Tween trying to get out of their chores level of mental gymnastics
Fucking Baghdad Bob had more integrity than this.
Sane-washing mombo jombo. He's supposedly the most normal of the Gnome pack.
You are an idiot, @realkeath.
International diplomatic dad-joke day.