Trudeau announces counter tariffs on any Trump businesses that haven’t already gone bankrupt
Trudeau announces counter tariffs on any Trump businesses that haven’t already gone bankrupt

OTTAWA - Following America's unprecedented levying of 25% tariffs on all Canadian products, Prime Minister Trudeau announced that Canada will apply retaliatory tariffs to specific US goods, including any Trump family businesses that haven't already been driven into insolvency.

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