GARBAGEOLOGY

It took me way to long to realise its Britain. My first thought was, that it would be the US and then got confused because this wasn't the US.
- It says garbage patch, not dumpster fire

I mean, have you been to Birmingham?
- I once had to stay in Birmingham after a cancelled train. On leaving the station I was accosted by a drunk demanding cigarettes, who started swearing at me after I admitted I didn’t smoke. That’s my only experience of Birmingham, I have to assume it’s typical.
- Yes I have, and I found it to be rather pleasant actually... But then I am from Wolverhampton so it could just be the comparison.
- I will always have a soft spot for Birmingham for giving us Black Sabbath. Luckily, I have never been there though, so the reality will not ruin it for me.

My brain worked so hard to make this look like America, even though now I know it isn't I'm pretty sure its still the USA
- It's North America from an upside down perspective.
  
  What's Cornwall? Long Island?

That's so brutal, black metal fans burned a church in its honor
- Yo the church was burning when we got here we just didn’t wanna let it burn without a proper send off

I had a good, deep, cathartic laugh at this I didn't realize I was in need of. UK politics has been an interesting but unfun mess for a long while.
- They've just stated to unfuck themselves out of tgeir own neolib brainfuck. Guys like Garry and Giantsomething

Kinda unrelated but Garbology is a pretty great album imo.
- That's because all Aesop Rock albums are great.
  
  Malibu Ken replaced None shall pass as my favorite but NSP still holds a place in my heart

What do you think would happen if a population stayed within its own cesspit of a gene pool for a thousand years? ;)
Edit: typo.
- It gets full and they have to export the really undesirables elsewhere?
  
  Too bad that the royal family is alive and kicking.

Maybe this is the remnant of the last technological civilization that collapsed and disappeared, leaving behind a super massive floating wastepile in the Atlantic Ocean and eventually settled into where it is today. Along with all the survivors that have long since forgotten where they came from.

blighty has it's problems but they're resolvable. rejoin the EU. Support Ukraine. Restrict 5 eyes intel until the US get's it's shit together. Lead NATO.
problems, but feasibly resolveable problems.