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Witchy Memes @lemmy.world

ekZepp @lemmy.world

5mo ago

Party Poopers

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Good thing I don’t practice Santeria because I ain’t got no crystal ball
- I bet you'd spend a million dollars though
  
  Jokes on you! I spent it all!
Is necromancy still ok?
- Only if you clean it all up afterwards.
But I don't practice Santeria.
- … sigh
  Do you have a crystal ball?
  
  Nope. I did have a million dollars l, but I spent it on fur coats and Kraft dinners for my friends. But not real fur coats, that's cruel.
If people are allowed to put up signs prohibiting religion in graveyards some atheists have the opportunity to do something really funny
What about mumbo and/or jumbo? Is hocus pocus ok? Or just straight up black magic? The dark arts? Occult practices?
WE STILL COMIN
kulam practitionerss: 😈 ✨
Do we have witch police now?
- There has always been witch police. They ride pulpits instead of brooms.
And no dog DOODOO
Hear me out, the food in this town will blow your mind.
You laughing, but that is great neighbouring management. Someone must have said "we're not voodooing, we're hoodooing" and the city added a no hoodooing part
But I got friends on the other side!
Do the rules even count if they arent highlighted in red? You can tell the cop that you are colorblind and cant distinguish between black and white

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