Dudes

Both Legs, hands down.
Hands are hard to emulate with prosthetics, whereas legs appear to have been upgraded
- Both Legs, hands down.
  Congratulatioms, you have no limbs now
  
  No, he doesn't have legs or hands.
- Plus life in a wheelchair is still quite possible, whereas life with no arms would need so much more assistance from others I would think. Can't write, everything would be speech to text, hardly any recreational activities to keep you entertained, etc.
- I want tank treads like the guys in the NES game Base Wars.
  
  You can get those in the game Caves of Qud. They’re an awesome cybernetic that make you go super fast!
- I mean, legs are a problem; even with prosthetics, resection seems to be unavoidable, from the few people I know who've lost a leg. The issue is at least partially that there's a lot of force being applied in areas and ways not designed to take it.
  Still, I agree with you; no question that is the legs. If it weren't for the resection issue, I'd have a range of prosthetics, including springy ones. There's a definite silver lining on that cloud; I can't see any upside to losing both your arms.
  
  What's resection?
- This was my exact thought process. I feel like we're much closer to human-like robolegs than robohands.
- I'll fInally gEt mY robot LeGgS! sAmAnthA will nOw sit On mY FaCe!
- I would choose legs over one of each. If its just one then an arm but if its two then the legs.
- Many people would probably be fine if their non-dominant hand was replaced by a prosthetic, though.
  
  Computer work is so important these days and missing a hand is a huge downgrade for that.
  
  I'd rather be immobile and be able to play video games.

This comic did not need to have an anti woman slant to make this joke.
- Yeah, it would definitely be better as a 3 panel (2 through 4)

Oh my God ... he chose arms didn't he?
- Omg, I didn't get that far in the joke. I was just thinking that he was ignoring the stupid text presure by just being in the moment doing stupid nonsense stuff with his friends ignoring the phone.
  
  I don't get it

I guess I'll lose your arms and your legs

I wanna know if he was allowed to say 1 of each would you go full left, full right, or 1 from each side. I would also imagine the arm side would absolutely have to be the non dominant one.

Ditch her.

Use nose to swipe down on phone to unlock. Use virtual assistant to check messages. No arms, no problem ;)