2y ago

Store policy

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I told a cop once that he couldn't use the employee bathroom. The look on his face when he stammered "wa what?" was amazing.
- Why TF would he even ask that? Was there a customer toilet in the store?
  
  No public bathroom, just had an employee bathroom in the back.
  He asked, and expected to use it, because he was a cop.
- #EnCBDthecops
Yeah, not kidding... My store did this. Looking at you, Bay to Bay.
- Like I love the idea of this. But being real, this probably only accomplishes making psycho cops more psycho. Id say use laxative instead but that's how you catch a charge.
  
  Nah.
  Roids, cocaine, meth, and caffeine.
  If we prohibited cops from these substances, and piss tested them like the people they have been arresting after piss tests, I bet we would see an explosion of protect and serve to counter the current culture of enforce and dominate.
Guess what. Your coffee at the fancy ski lodge in the morning, always decaf. Fuck you jerry. That’s my first chair.
I hope that decaf is a euphemism.
- For decapitate?
  
  No no, "decafe". As in removing their baby cows.
  
  That works..
Maybe do your fucking job instead?
- Found the pig
- Username doesn't check out?
- One might day the same to the police...
  I've never seen the job description for the police to include, falsifying reports, planting 'evidence', murder, rape, maim, steal, or having anything they say all of a sudden become law.
- OP's job includes refusing usage of employee bathroom to anyone who isn't an employee, so.... they did.

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