5mo ago

Father captures moment son was swallowed by humpback whale

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He did survive and is added to the very short list of people eaten by a whale.
- Let's call it the Jonah Club.
  
  Join Jonah Club: We have a Whale of a Time
If it were me that whale would taste shit. Because I'd shit myself.
- Whale, shit.
  
  -Goofy voice
Keep in mind every whale ever would spit a human out. They have a precise diet and humans I'd imagine taste like shit to a whale.
- This suggests that the whale knew exactly what it was doing, and surely had a nice laugh about it.
  
  Mama says humans ain't no good to eat, but I gotta find out for myself!
  
  I mean I would
Well now I have a whole new fear.
- Meh, you'd be alright. I heard of a guy who spent three full days and nights inside one. True story.
  
  damn ancient vore fetish authors
Crazy story that nobody would believe if not for the video
cuil--I didn't want to get in a large body of water ever again anyways
I would die of dehydration after that, that's how hard I would avoid water.
Whale oil beef hooked.
(Say it slowly and it sounds like you're talking with an Irish accent)
It's nice knowing that I can be surprised by things. That was a wild video. Thanks for sharing!

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