Complaining about soy and birth control? Right wing meme detected.
who out here eating condoms
if i recall, badempanada did a video where he tried to make condom cheese to make fun of an american myth that cubans use melted condoms because they can't get real cheese due to embargo
american brainworms are myriad and every day I learn about a new one
Here's the video, but I apologize in advance for any psychic damage you take by watching it
She cherry vape on my pesticides until I seed oil
Where's the avocado toast that's stopping me from buying a house?
The FDA recommends you avoid that
Land ownership is a leading cause of inherited wealth, a chronic condition that with careful management is being successfully limited to a small percentage of the population. The average person should generally try to avoid land ownership where possible, though up to one house at a time across a lifetime is considered healthy. However individuals with inflamed wealth may possess extensive land holdings without ill-effect, and should seek to acquire more - which can protect those without wealth from the risk of acquiring it.
Avocado toast, mobile phones, and small luxuries are all considered effective anti-wealth treatments for those with minimal wealth. Those with higher levels of wealth must resort to burying their gold, taking their children to see the Titanic, stocking doomsday bunkers, and buying Twitter - though in a terminal case, this may not be enough.
I'm on a low carb diet so I can only do savory vapes
Nicotine is a perfectly fine meal every once in a while unironically
As a treat.
This actually makes a bit too much sense
missing hot chip
