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Hozerkiller @lemmy.ca

2w ago

Why doesn't America just become our 4th territory?

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Fuck you Canada, if anyone's going to annex the US and turn it into a beach resort it'll be Denmark. And we mean it! We'll tariff you so hard /s
- Jokes on you, the Hawaiian revolution is already taking over the west coast. Aloha la revolution.
  
  Super, let's meet for okolehao when you get to New York. If Hawaii revolts, and maybe get together with other first nation people, I'd be all for helping you out... Once we're done helping the Ukrainians hitting concrete through Putin's face
- Let's get together on this one, and party! Maybe we can make it all a big beach resort, or something?! DenCanadaMark has a great ring to it!
  
  If you get Mexico in on the deal, it could be called Denada.
  
  How about Canadanmark? You get to keep your name, it stays first, but we get to kick Trump in the nads first

Because 90% of Canadians wanna stay as far away from the US shitstorm as possible.

please do. I love maple syrup, poutine and socialized medicine. It'll take a while for me to get used to hockey though.
- It'll take a while for me to get used to hockey though.
  Just think of it like football, except everyone has a big stick, razorblades strapped to their feet, and fistfights are an expectation.
  
  and you don't have to deal with the players feigning grave injuries every time they bump into each other.
- Think of it as soccer but at 4x speed.
- It’s easy, you try to put the puck in the net, and flip a coin if it’s challenged for goaltender interference
- Just watch Shoresy. You'll get it in no time.
  
  I watched Goon instead. Will that help at all?

Yo if yall wanna grab Washington most of us would be fine with that

When did the "Texas will secede" crowd turn into "51st state"?
- You know when you train your replacement at work after giving your 2 weeks notice?

I think it's a pretty funny meme, but understand how it is less funny to Canadians. How about you burn down the white house again and then we call it even?

Donald Trump is going to squirm like a worm when the businesses turn on him when Canadians start buying more local.

Can't we just get Charles III to show up with an eviction notice? We haven't paid rent in like 250 years...

Many of us Americans wouldn’t be opposed…

Honestly, if Trump wasn't an idiot, I'd be on board with this. Setting national pride aside, you might be able to negotiate changes to US federal laws and programs that would bring them more in line with Canadas, along with some sort of 10-20 year sunset period in which existing Canadian programs would continue to run. Then we could do a national merger.
But I know he's picturing an invasion, because he doesn't give a shit about nuance and compromise.

If Maine would like to capitulate again, the Maritimes would be happy to have ya. We can send some tough natives (bit redundant to call natives 'tough,' eh?) over to Michigan for them to surrender again.

Maybe if Israel takes the Americans

Sam Jackson was in that movie too!

Don't tempt me with such a wonderful dream only to wake up to a nightmare.

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