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blibla @slrpnk.net

3mo ago

Wolves

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Indigestion?

Edit: I have this on a shirt.

Rewilding is the solution!
Also elephants. I want to release elephants and see what problems that solves.
- I want my donkey bros

What if they have too many wolves? What you gonna do?
- too many wolves -> not enough food -> not too many wolves anymore
- More wolves?
- Wolves are territorial and will kill one another if their population gets too high.

Wolves really are the best way to lose weight.
Either you outrun them and lose some weight, or you don't run fast enough and lose some weight
- You, too, can lose weight, and more!

Whoever wrote that obviously never lived in an area with deer hunters.
- hunting is only necessary in areas where wolves have been hunted to extinction
  
  Maybe we should rethink if wolves are the best choice for the job then, eh?
  
  Wolves don't indiscriminate between invasive and endangered species though.
- You mean the guys feeding the deer, so there are more of them and easier to hunt?
  
  No, because there's areas where deer are so prolific that they're considered pests. I knew many hunters in one such area, and nobody fed the deer, because it would have been costly and pointless.

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Just so long as you don't live in a right to Wolf state.

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