S'koden.

Dream date.

I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.
- What if either of you REALLY get off on violence against racist groups?
- I don't see why we can't do both
  
  Definitely. This is the foreplay.
  
  Smash>hump>smash>hump etc.
- Nazi or not there's no shot I'd be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me
  
  Well, if you are a minority, they are.
  
  Irrelevant.
  You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I'm bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don't let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock's tickin' and that fuckin' you're here for ain't starting until the room's freshly painted.
- There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’
  
  So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I'm almost 40, I can't get it up in 3,5 minutes.
- Baby steps, citizen. Earn that booty. Top her score or own the bottom. Your choice.
- "Boosting cars or having sex, boosting cars or having sex... What about having sex while boosting cars?"
  
  That movie was the first DVD I ever bought and it is still one of movies I enjoy watching for a relaxed afternoon.
  The director's cut takes it up a notch.
- Well if you’re both in there together nobody says you have to leave the room immediately. So both?
- As an AroAce person I'll take beating up nazis >:3
- You've got no romance in your soul, you've got to woo her first by doing a couples activity. Also it's good cardio.
- I'm not really for beating people up in general, unless it's necessary.
  If possible, try and change their minds (it has been known to happen).
  Violently resist their attempts at capturing any sort of influence though, which is the point the US is at it seems.
  Nazi salute, straight to jail (which is what recently happened in a Victoria, Australia. A funny comparison to the US)
  https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-09/jacob-hersant-nazi-salute-sentence/104448256
- Licking your lips while you type is only a little telling, puppy.

So... a room full of fascists against two individuals.
To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.
I'm not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.
- Death is too short of sentence
  It's a crowbar, not a flamethrower. Pick your targets, avoid the head and soft tissue/core areas. Have fun.
  
  You missed the sentence where I declare myself as not being a butcher.
- Fascists double down on their fascism in response to punishment. Dead fascists, preferably by natural causes of course, do not.
  
  Not this new brand, the moment they're actually forced to face consequences for their actions, they tend to shut up.
- Wrong energy.
  
  Someone has to play that part. Why not me?

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.
- Rise and shine Mr.Freeman....Rise and shine...
- In the flesh—or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it.

Dont forget to leave your phone at home.
- Better yet? Lose it in your friend's car before they head off on a road trip. That way, all those modern stresses can be miiiiiles away while you focus on your new happy place for a little while.

Beating nazis while cosplaying as Gordon Freeman? Where do I sign?

There seem to be two very different approaches to being anti-nazi - the problem solvers who want to put them down like the vermin they are and move on, and the sociopaths who fantasize about violently acting out all their personal issues, with nazis being socially acceptable targets,
- No reason they shouldn't enjoy their work.
  
  TIL fantasizing before scrolling to the next entertainment item is "work" lol.
- Not too different than Fudds in the gun community praying that someone robs them
- Cults are difficult to handle because the members of a cult are both victims of violence and perpetrators of violence.
  The sad hard truth is that we need to see people trapped in far right ideology as potential allies. We need to understand the faulty reasoning and lies that led them down that path and find a way to welcome them back into a world of acceptance and empathy. Personal attacks may feel good but it only entrenches them further.
  Ridicule the ideology. Point out the logical fallacies, inconsistencies and lies... Don't let them have a platform to spread hate without opposition or counterarguments. But also understand the people spreading the hate are hurting inside and if they switch sides they can be the best allies to help counter-program others.
  
  I agree. Hate is a byproduct of fear - the favorite tool of manipulators. Ultimately even the manipulators are victims of some kind of fear that motivates their behavior. But first you stop people from hurting others, then if they survive being stopped you can compassionately try to heal them. The attitude difference I was talking about is wanting to stop wrongdoers vs wanting them to suffer.
- It's the same picture

I'd bring my small box cutter, but I think a crowbar would be more effective. That, and I wouldn't wanna waste a perfectly good box cutter on street trash.

Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you're probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.
- Username checks out. 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

I would take advantage of every second >:3

Just picture the scene in Zombieland where they destroy the store for fun. But all the shelves are neonazi fuckheads. 😃

Depending on how many people are there I’m not a fan of 2 on X

Can I bring my own spade, instead?

I hope you have a good stamina...

With freebird playing in the background

I believe many people carry with them a deeply buried desire to hurt people, but their morals keep them from doing it to just anyone. But they yearn for a chance to do it without moral repercussions.
- Yeah that's what zombies are for. It's why they're popular.
  
  You are probably right. And nazi zombies even more so.
- You don't get to be the apex predator spread around the whole world without a love for violence ingrained deep inside the species hearts.
  So, agree more or less. But also I think the desire can be nuanced, like personally I don't want to just commit random violence but I do wish some folks would get hurt or killed. I think it's like that for most of us.
  
  I know I couldn't do it, and I don't want to either. If I fantasise, it's about using stern words that make them rethink life choices at most. The vilest of people don't deserve to give me trauma from using violence, even without repercussions in heaven or whatever, I really don't think the human psyche is built to perform violence against humans. Maybe animals. With humans I am fully convinced it damages the assailants ability to feel safe and okay, even if the recipient deserved it
  
  I believe we are looking at it from different directions. You say people want to enact revenge on bad people, sometimes violently. I say people want to be violent and hope for someone bad to appear, so can do it without moral repercussions.

S'doodis
- You and what army?
  
  Is there an unexpectedletterkenny?
  If not, pitter patter

alternatively instead of crowbars what if
+fistfull of dollar
+fistfull of dollar
+ultraricoshot
+parry
+disrespect
- Slock!

Stoodis!
- punch, shakes hand, delicately parts hair.

🎵it's you and meee ina room full of Nazis 🎵

The incompatibilitist consequentialist in me says no but the cathartic revenge hedonist in me says yes.
- I dunno what them big words mean, but I see a yes in there and thats all I need to hear
  
  Breaking it down, the 'no' comes basically from "Free will doesn't exist so no one can justly be punished and violence just causes pain and a cycle of more violence"
  The 'yes' comes from "We're all dead one day anyway and it is intrinsically pleasurable to harm/kill people who have wronged me, my loved ones, or any innocent people. "
  The latter is actually a more unethical embrace of pleasure.
  On a broader scale though I'm against both the death penalty and revenge/vigilante killing, but I actually think the latter is comparatively less unethical in a vacuum. At least in the case of revenge/vigilante killing someone is getting something out of it.

Suikoden

Bliss

Redundant but acceptable

🤤

Yes please

"The south shall rise again" but like as fat inbred Nazi's is what really confuses me. Like, we nuked Japan, that can easily explain the weird hentai, but the south? They got a black eye then allowed back into the states to start doing Jim crowe shit... Of course we only know the approved history, the constitution was illegally altered during Ww2 and for all we know, had an addition that made what racist and Nazis are doing completely illegal, but since the constitution was changed there's no one to enforce the actual law of the land. An no one in power seems to care
- Next time we hit them harder, leave some scars in their genes to remind their descendants the best way for us all is together.

How does one rehabilitate another with a crowbar?

What a psychopath take.
- Hot psychopath*
  see: Anna Kendrick
- Wanting to hurt Nazis is a pretty low bar for entry.