6mo ago

Tom Brady is trying to kill you... Still: drink some water

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(7 years ago)

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6mo ago

Tom Brady is trying to kill you

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There has been a warning issued for your district, Tom Brady has been sighted. Keep your doors locked and your cups covered.
If Tom Brady knocks on your door, above all: Don't reply. Don't make a sound. Don't cry, weep or even sweat. Hide, and pray, for he can sense any fluids on your skin.
We'd like to issue a correction. In our previous story, we've stated that Tom Brady can sense fluids on the outside of a person. We've received confirmation that Tom Brady has now developed the ability to sense them on the inside as well. May God have mercy on us all, for Tom Brady has none.
- Ding-Dong!¸*
  "Oh good, it's the water man - I hope he's thirsty!"
IDK about 37 glasses (how much even is that) but I once got an ambulance ride after downing 9 liters of water in a single 8 hour work shift (I worked a desk job). That definitely fucked up my electolytes a bit.
- a glass is roughly 8 ounce. 1 gallon of water is 128 fluid ounces.
  so 37 glasses is about 2.3 gallons. (about 8.7L). for roundings sake, lets just say 2.5 gallons or 9L worth
  
  Genuinely incapable of understanding how could your education system be so bad with that measurement system!
  
  Ah, so slightly more than 37 glasses can kill you then.
  
  Normal glasses here are 0.25 litters more or less. That's around 4 glasses a litter.
  37 glasses are 9.25 liters. Rounded down to 9 because people don't fill their classes to the brim, idk.
  Your numbers scare me.
- I say some water not to follow this guy wicked advice.
Tom Brady Thirst Trap.
How much water do y'all drink?
I hover around 1.5 gallons/6 liters a day.

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