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NineMileTower @lemmy.world

1mo ago

This rock I found in Lake Huron looks like a penis.

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Contact your doctor if your penis looks like this.
- The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing.
  That's what my gym teacher says, at least
  
  DIY was never so sexy!!

Fun unrelated fact, in many indigenous cultures, taking things such as rocks and coral back home is considered to place a curse on your household until the item is physically returned to its original spot.
- That's not fun at all.

Ancient dildo
- Let me know if your mom wants it back
  
  HEYO!

If it stays hard for over four hours, you might need to take it to a doctor. How petrifying.

Now this is the content I come to the Internet for

See a doctor
- Nah, just needs a gold needle.
  (Final Fantasy reference)

Penis? No, it's a, a bicep...

Mildy pizza-cutter

If your penis was 2D, sure.
- Mine is 2D.
  2” D

That’s not a penis. This is a penis. 8======D

Correction, the penis you found in Lake Huron has fossilized.
- This is petrified dino dong.
  
  A perfectly petrified possibly porous pecker pebble.

I desperately want that rock
- I've got something much smaller and softer that might disappoint you
  
  Username doesn't check out.
  
  I'll be the judge of that! Dms open ;) lmao
- We really never evolved past cavemen, did we?
  
  I honestly really do have a very cavemanesque reaction to rocks... I've got boxes full of em. Lol. But, the habit has occasionally turned out pretty beneficial. I'm in the habit of scanning rocks whenever I see them, and once found a 6 inch long amethyst in a gravel driveway. Somehow 3 years after moving into the house. Guess it was buried and just got uncovered, but pretty cool find.

And you brought it home for a reason
- Don't act so high and mighty
- It's a penis rock.
  What more reason is needed?

- Assuredly, no.

Do it.

Not judging, but you'd think Lake Huron's penis would be... well, you know...
- Wet?

How does it taste?
- I can't remember, I was stoned at the time.

Hey, a hockey st-COCK-...-ITS GOT BALLS-....corvid.jay.jpg

Would.

See if it glows under a black light! You might have scored a yooperlite!
- I'll try, but I think Lakeport has been picked clean of Yoooerite
  
  What’s a yooooblite?

You're probably in violation of multiple laws and treaties right now.
- What?
  
  You've violated the Vienna Convention on Bodily Autonomy
  
  Federal law prohibits taking stones from national lakeshores. And the US/Canada have a treaty about molesting the great lakes, altho I don't know the specifics.
  But, Michigan says you can take up to 25lbs per year. So, who knows ¯(ツ)/¯

Large ass penis about the size of a tiny ass penis
- Ass penis?

Good post

They all do
- What all what?
  
  I'm going to guess... They all (all rocks from lake Huron) do (look like penises)? I don't agree.

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