How to catch the office food thief
How to catch the office food thief
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im almost dissapointed, that this hasnt been an issue yet where i work.
i like (by european standarts at least)
rather spicy food.it would certainly be entertaining if somebody where to steal the wrong lunch from me.
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Do be careful. In the US (and I'd imagine must of Europe, but don't know) it is illegal to boobytrap. Which (again US) has been upheld up include putting knowing harmful ingredients in food you expected to get stolen. Spicy food you intend to eat yourself is fine, but spicy food you don't intend to eat yourself may go over the line.
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Develop a poison immunity and fuck everyone up
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How is spicy food a boobytrap?
Also, as much as I dislike spicy food myself, how is it harmful? Are all Mexican restaurants illegal?
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For someone to actually be harmed from biting into soap, they'd have to actually swallow it. I'd think nobody in their right mind would actually swallow soap, unless by chance they don't have a sense of taste and smell.
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of course id only bring food that i intend to eat,
im far to gluttonous to waste food on a prank.i just naturally eat food that is far more spicy than what my coworkers could handle.
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Would be interesting for parents with kids that keep sneaking treats from the freezer despite multiple warnings....
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thats child abuse
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The best kind tho
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ITT: people who steal food crying about their victims boobytrapping food.
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I hate how it is illegal in American laws to defend yourself from thieves in some cases. The liability concept is weird.
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A Dove bar would make for an excellent disguise.
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My coworker and I made our own Sriracha and kept a bottle in the work fridge. It was labeled and dated. The lunchroom thief was raiding our Sriracha, which was no big deal in and of itself. The dick move was that this person would make a mess on the outside of the bottle and not wipe it off. So we put some one million SHU capsaicin extract in the bottle, which we enjoy, but melts the face on most people who aren't dumbasses like us.
Total fail: it turned out the thief also preferred the hotter sauce.
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Fun and games until your boss start coughing bubbles and Jane smells like soap when you're seated.
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Who tf out here just eating loose, unwrapped ice cream bars from a work freezer?
I guess it wouldn't be hard to carefully unwrap it and then put the soaped ice cream back in the wrapper. I don't think an office food thief will be too observant.