You should put in exactly £5 of work.
54 0 ReplyOpen exactly one email. Don’t bother reading it; That would put you into overtime. But you can at least commit to opening the email and waiting for it to load before you clock out for the year.
42 0 ReplyThe position is for a senior web engineer, so you either look at the company website and say "hmm" or you open a development app, write the HTML tag, maybe a head or css tag, then save the document.
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Honestly if you can fill out their online questionaire in 15min you've already exceeded that much work.
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Don't spend it all on one thing :)
42 0 ReplyBut what if all things cost £5?
11 0 ReplyBuy half of.
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"I said get something nice, not expensive"
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Hey don't knock it, I'm pretty sure that's more than we pay Lemmy devs.
40 1 ReplyActually, no. Still too little, but they do get slightly more.
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nobody wants to work anymore
30 0 ReplyHopefully they simply missplaced a zero.
11 1 ReplyOr like, at least 4 zeroes
17 0 ReplyMore like 5
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Just a zero? 50£ a year, final offer.
Or I guess 05£ a year.
15 0 ReplyProbably dumb like me and due the small amount somehow read it as hourly.
2 0 Reply£5/zero years. So £Infinity/year
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50£ per year? Ill hire you lmao
6 0 Reply£50/s there fixed that.
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"Put a one and two zeroes in front of that and you got yourself a deal!"
"How much did you get me?"
"One thousand pounds per year!"
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And a shiny farthing at Christmas!
5 0 ReplyI wonder how much entry level get
5 0 Replysmall potato
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But what if all things cost £5?
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