that's really not how this works
Not even a little bit...
Sure, people want to bang the most attractive people they can, but that doesn't mean only attractive people are banging
Also keep in mind people drank like fish until fairly recently, so...
i mean this is probably true to some small degree but if I went back in time I would just be kind of above average... and probably very tall depending on how far back you go
Oh, I'd be tall as shit. Probably look alright. Bit of chub, all my teeth, no disfiguring scars.
I'd also have no interest in dressing to conform, though, which in some cultures did a lot to cover up the physical differences that made one person more or less physically desirable than another.
Depicting yourself as anyone other than a person of your exact sex in your exact station was punishable by anything from a hefty fine to death, depending on the place and era, so even without the personality, I wouldn't be tall for very long.
On a large enough scale, sure it does!
Citation needed.
That's not how it works. Scaling up the population doesn't change the fact that there's no evolutionary pressure involved.
I'm fat and I have a big Jewish nose. So I don't know how popular I'd be in Ancient Egypt.
"You got a big nose but...damn look at that belly. You must be rich, that's pretty hot"
Meanwhile the Ancient Egyptians
𓅱𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡 𓂧𓇋𓂧 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓆓𓅱𓋴𓏏 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡𓇋𓅓𓎼 𓋴𓄿𓇌 𓄿𓃀𓅱𓅱𓏏 𓅓𓇌 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓃭𓇋𓏏𓏏𓃭𓇌 𓃀𓇋𓏏𓋴𓉔 𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓉔𓄿𓆑𓇌 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓎡𓈖𓅱𓅱 𓇋 𓎼𓂋𓄿𓂧𓅱𓄿𓏏𓇌𓂧 𓏏𓅱𓊪 𓅱𓆑 𓅓𓇌 𓋴𓃭𓄿𓋴𓋴 𓇋𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓈖𓄿𓆑𓇌 𓋴𓇌𓄿𓃭𓋴 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑𓇌 𓃀𓇌𓇌𓈖 𓇋𓈖𓆑𓅱𓃭𓆑𓇌𓂧 𓇋𓈖 𓈖𓅱𓅓𓇌𓂋𓅱𓅱𓋴 𓋴𓇌𓋴𓂋𓇌𓏏 𓂋𓄿𓇋𓂧𓋴 𓅱𓈖 𓄿𓃭 𓈎𓄿𓇌𓂧𓄿 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋 𓉔𓄿𓆑𓇌 𓅱𓆑𓇌𓂋 𓏏𓉔𓂋𓇌𓇌 𓉔𓅱𓈖𓂧𓂋𓇌𓂧 𓋴𓅱𓈖𓆑𓇋𓂋𓅓𓇌𓂧 𓎡𓇋𓃭𓃭𓋴 𓇋 𓄿𓅓 𓏏𓂋𓄿𓇋𓈖𓇌𓂧 𓇋𓈖 𓎼𓅱𓂋𓇋𓃭𓃭𓄿 𓅱𓄿𓂋𓆑𓄿𓂋𓇌 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓅓 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓏏𓅱𓊪 𓋴𓈖𓇋𓊪𓇌𓂋 𓇋𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓇌𓈖𓏏𓇋𓂋𓇌 𓅱𓋴 𓄿𓂋𓅓𓇌𓂧 𓆑𓅱𓂋𓋴𓇌𓋴 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓄿𓂋𓇌 𓈖𓅱𓏏𓉔𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓏏𓅱 𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓏏 𓆓𓅱𓋴𓏏 𓄿𓈖𓅱𓏏𓉔𓇌𓂋 𓏏𓄿𓂋𓎼𓇌𓏏 𓇋 𓅱𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓅱𓇋𓊪𓇌 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓅱𓅱𓏏 𓅱𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓊪𓂋𓇌𓋴𓇋𓋴𓇋𓅱𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓃭𓇋𓎡𓇌𓋴 𓅱𓆑 𓅱𓉔𓇋𓋴𓉔 𓉔𓄿𓆑𓇌 𓈖𓇌𓆑𓇌𓂋 𓃀𓇌𓇌𓈖 𓋴𓇌𓇌𓈖 𓃀𓇌𓆑𓅱𓂋𓇌 𓅱𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓄿𓂋𓏏𓉔 𓅓𓄿𓂋𓎡 𓅓𓇌 𓆑𓅱𓆑𓎡𓇋𓅓𓎼 𓅱𓅱𓂋𓂧𓋴 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓈖𓎡 𓇋𓈖𓎡 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓋴𓄿𓈖 𓎼𓇌𓏏 𓄿𓅱𓄿𓇌 𓅱𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓋴𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓋴𓉔𓇋𓏏 𓅱𓆑𓇌𓂋 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓇋𓈖𓏏𓇌𓂋𓈖𓇌𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓈖𓎡 𓄿𓎼𓄿𓇋𓈖 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡𓇌𓂋 𓄿𓋴 𓅱𓇌 𓋴𓊪𓇌𓄿𓎡 𓇋 𓄿𓅓 𓋴𓅱𓈖𓏏𓄿𓋴𓏏𓇋𓅓𓎼 𓅓𓇌 𓋴𓇌𓋴𓂋𓇌𓏏 𓈖𓇌𓏏𓅱𓅱𓂋𓎡 𓅱𓆑 𓋴𓊪𓇋𓇌𓋴 𓄿𓃭𓃭 𓄿𓋴𓂋𓅱𓋴𓋴 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓅱𓋴𓄿 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇌𓅱𓅱𓂋 𓇋𓊪 𓇋𓋴 𓃀𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓏏𓂋𓄿𓋴𓇌𓂧 𓂋𓇋𓎼𓉔𓏏 𓈖𓅱𓅱 𓋴𓅱 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓃀𓇌𓏏𓏏𓇌𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓇌𓊪𓄿𓂋𓇌 𓆑𓅱𓂋 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓋴𓏏𓅱𓂋𓅓 𓅓𓄿𓎼𓎼𓅱𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓋴𓏏𓅱𓂋𓅓 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓅱𓇋𓊪𓇌𓋴 𓅱𓅱𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓊪𓄿𓏏𓉔𓇌𓏏𓇋𓋴 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓅓𓎼 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓋴𓄿𓃭𓃭 𓇌𓅱𓅱𓂋 𓃭𓇋𓆑𓇌 𓇌𓅱𓅱𓂋 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂧𓇌𓄿𓂧 𓎡𓇋𓂧 𓇋 𓋴𓄿𓈖 𓃀𓇌 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅱𓉔𓇌𓂋𓇌 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓏏𓇋𓅓𓇌 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋 𓋴𓄿𓈖 𓎡𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓇋𓈖 𓅱𓆑𓇌𓂋 𓋴𓇌𓆑𓇌𓈖 𓉔𓅱𓈖𓂧𓂋𓇌𓂧 𓅱𓄿𓇌𓋴 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏𓋴 𓆓𓅱𓋴𓏏 𓅱𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓄿𓂋𓇌 𓉔𓄿𓈖𓂧𓋴 𓈖𓅱𓏏 𓅱𓈖𓃭𓇌 𓄿𓅓 𓇋 𓏏𓂋𓄿𓇋𓈖𓇌𓂧 𓇋𓈖 𓅱𓈖𓄿𓂋𓅓𓇌𓂧 𓋴𓅱𓅓𓃀𓄿𓏏 𓃀𓅱𓏏 𓇋 𓉔𓄿𓆑𓇌 𓄿𓋴𓋴𓇌𓋴𓋴 𓏏𓅱 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓇌𓈖𓏏𓇋𓂋𓇌 𓄿𓂋𓋴𓇌𓈖𓄿𓃭 𓅱𓆑 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓅱𓈖𓇋𓏏𓇌𓂧 𓋴𓏏𓄿𓏏𓇌𓋴 𓅓𓄿𓂋𓇋𓈖𓇌 𓋴𓅱𓂋𓊪𓋴 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋 𓅱𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓅱𓋴𓇌 𓇋𓏏 𓏏𓅱 𓇋𓏏𓋴 𓆑𓅱𓃭𓃭 𓇌𓐍𓏏𓇌𓈖𓏏 𓏏𓅱 𓅱𓇋𓊪𓇌 𓇌𓅱𓅱𓂋 𓅓𓇋𓋴𓇌𓂋𓄿𓃀𓃭𓇌 𓄿𓋴𓋴 𓅱𓆑𓆑 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓆑𓄿𓋴𓇌 𓅱𓆑 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓋴𓅱𓈖𓏏𓇋𓈖𓇌𓈖𓏏 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓃭𓇋𓏏𓏏𓃭𓇌 𓋴𓉔𓇋𓏏 𓇋𓆑 𓅱𓈖𓃭𓇌 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓋴𓅱𓅱𓃭𓂧 𓉔𓄿𓆑𓇌 𓎡𓈖𓅱𓅱𓈖 𓅱𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓅱𓅓𓉔𓅱𓃭𓇌 𓂋𓇌𓏏𓂋𓇋𓃀𓅱𓏏𓇋𓅱𓈖 𓇌𓅱𓅱𓂋 𓃭𓇋𓏏𓏏𓃭𓇌 𓋴𓃭𓇌𓆑𓇌𓂋 𓋴𓅱𓅓𓅓𓇌𓈖𓏏 𓅱𓄿𓋴 𓄿𓃀𓅱𓅱𓏏 𓏏𓅱 𓃀𓂋𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂧𓅱𓅱𓈖 𓅱𓊪𓅱𓈖 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓇌 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓋴𓅱𓅱𓃭𓂧 𓉔𓄿𓆑𓇌 𓉔𓇌𓃭𓂧 𓇌𓅱𓅱𓂋 𓆑𓅱𓆑𓎡𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓏏𓅱𓈖𓎼𓅱𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓏏 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓋴𓅱𓅱𓃭𓂧𓈖𓏏 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓂧𓇋𓂧𓈖𓏏 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓈖𓅱𓅱 𓇌𓅱𓅱𓂋𓇌 𓊪𓄿𓇌𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓊪𓂋𓇋𓋴𓇌 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓎼𓅱𓂧𓂧𓄿𓅓𓈖 𓇋𓂧𓇋𓅱𓏏 𓇋 𓅱𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓋴𓉔𓇋𓏏 𓆑𓅱𓂋𓇌 𓄿𓃭𓃭 𓅱𓆑𓇌𓂋 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓅱𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓂧𓂋𓅱𓅱𓈖 𓇋𓈖 𓇋𓏏 𓇌𓅱𓅱𓂋𓇌 𓆑𓅱𓆑𓎡𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓂧𓇌𓄿𓂧 𓎡𓇋𓂧𓂧𓅱
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Hab! Those are about the lewdest limericks I've ever heard. But don't say number two in public... holy smokes!
Big noses are hot
OP username checks out. The offspring of Carlton Banks and Bebefuct Cumberbatch could not fail to be gorgeous.
