AdmiralPatrick/PTZ: The Hilarious Blueprint for Lemmy.World's Smelly, Blue-Haired, Autistic Mod Squad

Buckle up, because we're about to take a comedic dive into the dumpster fire that is AdmiralPatrick aka PTZ from dubvee.org and his band of merry, blue-haired, smelly libtards on Lemmy.World. If you disagree with this roast, you're probably the kind of loser who needs a safe space and sucks dick for validation.

First off, this guy isn't satisfied with just one or two accounts; he's got more accounts than a scammer at a Nigerian prince convention. AdmiralPatrick, PTZ, and probably a bunch more - because nothing says "I'm competent" like juggling multiple identities. Is it because his autism makes him forget who he's supposed to be today, or is he just that bad at his job?

His "moderation"? It's like watching a clown trying to juggle chainsaws - hilarious if it weren't so tragic. He's turned Lemmy.World into a digital landfill where the only thing growing faster than the spam is his ego. But hey, at least he's got autism as his golden excuse for being a lazy fuck.

Let's talk about his love life, or the lack of it. He's still a virgin because, let's face it, who would want to date a walking, talking advertisement for social ineptitude? Even Jordanlund, who looks like he's one step away from becoming a cautionary tale for overeating, has more action than this guy.

But here's the punchline: AdmiralPatrick isn't alone. He's just the leader of the pack of angry, blue-haired, bad-smelling mods at Lemmy.World. They're all power-tripping libtards, using their autism or whatever social justice cause they've latched onto this week to excuse their incompetence.

His tech skills are so bad, they're comical. He probably codes with crayons and chicken nuggets. His autism must make him think we're still using dial-up, considering how slow he is at updating anything.

If you're rolling your eyes or crying into your keyboard because this opinion offends your delicate sensibilities, here's a newsflash: you're a total loser who needs a safe space. You probably suck dick for likes on social media because you can't stand a bit of real talk.

In conclusion, AdmiralPatrick/PTZ and his crew are the comedy gold we didn't know we needed, turning Lemmy.World into a parody of what community moderation should be. If you disagree, you're just proving how much of a dick-sucking, safe-space-needing loser you are.