John
Jacob
Jingleheimer
Schmidt
Don't doxx me
Yo that's my name, give it back
...this is not from an obscure king of the hill youtube poop from like, 15 years ago is it?
Schmidt
One of the most common family names in Germany.
I was doing a bit
Adolf
Bertha
So many of these names, imagine looking down at your newborn infant, the warmth and preciousness of newly created life changing you forever and then you say 'Bertha'
Erasmas
Sophocles
Ea-Nasir
Beucephalis
Æthelwulf
Æthelstan
Æthelswith
Æthelbald
Æthelberht
Æthelred
Alfred
Norman conquest :bop:
What happened to all the folks named Cody
Everyone named Chip.died in y2k
They're all running showdys
became WWE champion
They're up in Alaska refining uranium.
Why can't I name my posts these anymore
They aged out
Engelbert
I was just thinking "Simon" has aged out, or at least I haven't met a single Simon under 50 in my life
I'm a big castlevania guy and have liked that name for a bit
I know one or two gen Z Simons and a Simeon to boot! Maybe a less common name but not really archaic like Ethel or something.
Terd
Wolfgang gang
Archibald
- Harold
- Bill
- Jimothy
- Biffenauld
- Larry
- Marge
Bill is down but my bills are up!
Harold may have an uptick due to Harry potter adults who are a bit more capable of subtlety or as a result of one partner bargaining a Harold out of a Harry. God fucking knows my cousin named 2 of her kids after Harry potter people.
Permanently Deleted
Sabine Schmitz wasn't that long ago
Someone I work with has a child under 5 named Sabine.
Isembard
Slobodan
Ragnhild
Octavian
Octavius
Colin.
My dad wanted to call my sister Martha but luckily my mum ignored him.
Martha is a popular name here, I like it
Homer.
I've seen a singular Homer in the wild (current age would be over 40 so predates the Simpsons). I think he was vaguely Greek? But it doesn't seem like Homer is a common name for Greeks back in the 1980's so idk.
+VLFBERHT+
Jebidiah
Bronwen
Branwen
Gwyneth
Ethel
Miyre
Margaret
This Gaylord invented Earth Day, and if Trashfuture ever finds out about this I expect the rest of the show will be "gay Lord Nelson" bits.
