Post Names That Have Aged Out!
Post Names That Have Aged Out!
Myrtle
Agatha
Kermit
Peggy
Wilbur
Marvin
Esmerlda
Daphne
Beatrix
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John
Jacob
Jingleheimer
Schmidt
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Don't doxx me
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Yo that's my name, give it back
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...this is not from an obscure king of the hill youtube poop from like, 15 years ago is it?
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Schmidt
One of the most common family names in Germany.
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I was doing a bit
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Adolf
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Bertha
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So many of these names, imagine looking down at your newborn infant, the warmth and preciousness of newly created life changing you forever and then you say 'Bertha'
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Erasmas
Sophocles
Ea-Nasir
Beucephalis
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Æthelwulf
Æthelstan
Æthelswith
Æthelbald
Æthelberht
Æthelred
Alfred
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Norman conquest :bop:
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What happened to all the folks named Cody
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Everyone named Chip.died in y2k
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They're all running showdys
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became WWE champion
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They're up in Alaska refining uranium.
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Why can't I name my posts these anymore
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They aged out
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Engelbert
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I was just thinking "Simon" has aged out, or at least I haven't met a single Simon under 50 in my life
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I'm a big castlevania guy and have liked that name for a bit
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I know one or two gen Z Simons and a Simeon to boot! Maybe a less common name but not really archaic like Ethel or something.
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Terd
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Wolfgang gang
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Archibald
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- Harold
- Bill
- Jimothy
- Biffenauld
- Larry
- Marge
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Bill is down but my bills are up!
Harold may have an uptick due to Harry potter adults who are a bit more capable of subtlety or as a result of one partner bargaining a Harold out of a Harry. God fucking knows my cousin named 2 of her kids after Harry potter people.
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Sabine Schmitz wasn't that long ago
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Someone I work with has a child under 5 named Sabine.
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Isembard
Slobodan
Ragnhild
Octavian
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Octavius
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Colin.
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My dad wanted to call my sister Martha but luckily my mum ignored him.
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Martha is a popular name here, I like it
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Homer.
I've seen a singular Homer in the wild (current age would be over 40 so predates the Simpsons). I think he was vaguely Greek? But it doesn't seem like Homer is a common name for Greeks back in the 1980's so idk.
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+VLFBERHT+
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Jebidiah
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Bronwen
Branwen
Gwyneth
Ethel
Miyre
Margaret
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This Gaylord invented Earth Day, and if Trashfuture ever finds out about this I expect the rest of the show will be "gay Lord Nelson" bits.
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