7mo ago

Me waiting for the first real shit of 2025

Edit: Because it apparently needs to be clarified, by “real shit” I mean serious issue. 🙃

Your concerns are touching, but my bowel movements have been regular.

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I am currently on the toilet as I type this comment making 2025 a brown year to start
Well, that didn't take long
- I wouldn't consider that a "real shit", as it doesn't really seem to have that large of an effect.
  
  It happened 7 hours ago, give it time to blow up.
I've still not taken my first shit of 2024
- You been constipated for a full year? I'm no doc, but I think that might be a go see the doctor time. ;p
  
  I don't know man, seems like he is full of shit
- Holding your poop in WC 2024
- I am 3 out. Feels good man.
Whoever made this gif is a genius
- Just wished they used more pixels
  
  and more than 256 colors
- best doctor imho
Anyone have a bingo card ready?
- Mine are all different levels of ''now women have to report their period to the government'' ''now I have to have a special seperate ID white people don't have to or I'll be stripped of my citizenship and deported to a county I'm not from and have never been to'' and ''now police use robot dogs to plant evidence''
I got pooped by a bird just 5 hours after 2025 came
- Must have been a big bird to poop a live human.
- Lines are drawn, the players against the line, now we find out who is man... and who is dead.
Elon musk now fucking up european politics too?
- They've been fuckin themselves up for years. He's just now in a position to really "insert" himself.
  
  fair point, thanks lindner
Cybertruck explosion in front of Trump’s Las Vegas building, allegedly killing driver.
Gunman drives truck into crowd celebrating in New Orleans, killing and injuring many.
10 killed in mass shooting in Montenegro.
12 more killed by Israeli air strike in Gaza, including kids.
Puerto Rico lost their power grid.
US drug makers are going to price hike over 250 different drugs.
Pick which ones are serious enough for you.
No pixels were ~~used~~ harmed in the production of this gif
I recommend laxatives
16-bit gif?
- loads faster
Last year it was that train derailment with a chemical catastrophe "like chemical Chernobyl"... or was this 2023???
world falls to pieces
Remember the Australian wildfires? That was some real shit from 2020.
Glad nothing else happened that year.

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