Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Mickey7 @lemmy.world 1 wk. ago

Feel the Joy

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10 points for Gryffindor
- Stupid sexy Hermione... 😭
I'm curious what the response would be if someone asked a woman wearing a sweater or shirt like this if they could feel the joy for themselves; but not curious enough to actually fuck around and find out in real life.
- It would go exactly like this:
  
  Man: Haha, that's funny! Can I feel the joy?!
  
  Woman: Haha sorry you're not festive enough lol
  
  Man: lol fair enough!
  
  party continues
  
  People that wear funny stuff are funny and like to laugh. It's a joke conversation starter, not a porn movie plot.
  
  I don't know if people on here simply don't interact with with the opposite sex or what, but 99% of all interactions you'll have will be positive if you are positive and fun.
  
  Most people aren't psycho losers and most women aren't frail damsels, they are fun and love to joke flirt just as much as men.
  
  Meanwhile, this thread:
- Every woman that would wear this knows exactly what the message is being sent to the male brain. And that's fine. But please don't act so innocent and unaware
  
  Exactly, my wife's got two. One has the door knockers from Labyrinth with the quote "It's very rude to stare!" The other one has the ones from Young Frankenstein with the quote "What knockers!" She thinks they're hilarious.
  
  No one cares what happens in the male brain. Whatever people are wearing, if you don't have enough self-control to resist the urge to harass/assault someone, please seek medical help and don't go around other human beings.
  Women should be able to joke about their bodies without consequences and without being told "don't act innocent".
- I find it tasteless and ignorant of the dangers others have faced. It's one thing in the security of your home or with friends, but this doesn't appear to be private.
- Permanently Deleted
  
  Fucking hell a woman should be able to make a lewd joke without inviting sexual assault
  
  Because a t shirt is not an invitation to grope women, bruh
  
  Yeah.
  From your statement I know precisely exactly how you approach women.
I'll ask my wife... Hold on a minute.

Yeah, she said no because we have some and home already.
Thumbs pointed the wrong way..
- Nah bro you're supposed to be standing behind her
  
  Then the instructions should be on the back side right?
- 🤲
  
  The thumbs are right if she grabs her own boobs, but the instructions highly suggest for me to grab her boobs, which would have my hand prints mirrored (unless I grab from behind).
Office harassment suit bait
- "you see what she was wearing?"
  
  "woah victim blaming"
  
  "but... but..."
  
  (note this is just a joke. obviously this is still not an excuse, as it can and should still be interpreted as a joke rather than an invitation to any mouthbreather to fondle her)
  
  Its purple
  
  On a more serious note, theres a site that showed all the clothes that rape victims were wearing. It was all average clothes. Wish i could remember the link, but i will never forget the images.
- At least the original post ended with:
  
  Please don't bother her or flirt with her while she works
She is subjectively attractive! Bonus points for looking like that Harry Pottery girl.
- Upvotes to the lef--- wait wrong site
  
  ...... Or is it?
It's like !tshirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world, but it's a sweater...
That's Nevaeh Petty of Celina 52 Truckstop employee of the month fame.
- https://celina52.com/pages/about
  
  https://celina52.com/blogs/news/nevaeh-petty-is-november-employee-of-the-month
  
  This is unhinged in the best way.
  
  Unfortunately their Facebook page is where the action is.
- Somebody removed their watermark with AI
- This place can't be real lmao.
  
  It isn't.
Cute
Has anyone figured out where to get this sweater? There's like a million versions that are ugly af, but I can't find this one! Thanks
- ask them cos i couldnt find. might be custom version https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=977776934400913&id=100065058451295
  
  What a weird company
  
  They also talk about piss jugs a lot. Must be trucker humor I don’t understand.
  
  I’ve spent 10 minutes trying to find out if the Celina 52 truck stop is real or not. It’s so bizarre, every post and every comment is just bizarre.
I hope she's not harassed because of her resemblance to a famous actress
She's so pretty.
Weird form of ID, but I guess if that's how she wants me to remember her name...
Actually I would love to squeeze the Joy
🤗
Well if that ain't a phenotype.

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