I dreamed last night that my mom gave me a Cumtown board game as a Christmas gift

I didn't get to play it in the dream, but I spent my morning thinking about what exactly the rules and gameplay would be like

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The objective is you have to spell a word
the only way this board game would work is by getting a bunch of your friends together and then you all start riffing and doing bits and you earn points based on that but the rules are all subjective and arbitrary so at the end of the day its just an excuse to hang out with your homies
It's like Mouse Trap but instead of an elaborate trap mechanism you spend the game building an obsessive fugue state and use it to trap the president of the DSA, Nick Mullen
I am imagining a trivial pursuit type of situation with questions about various bits divided into certain genres like "Maryland Stand Up Comedy", "Adam's Dad", "Movie Night", "Nick's Jobs", "TV Spots", and "Celebrity Impersonations / I'm Gay".
I am only suggesting this format because I would crush or at least have a good time rehashing the stupidest bits that make me dumber just by remembering them. "What if instead of Michael Keaton it was Michael Penis."