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Penguins taught Chuck Norris how to fight

There is an error on this. Penguins developed teeth in the 1870s

I had to stop and google if penguins are fish

Hello to the wonks

Wow, such an informative post, thanks!

On the last point, it’s funny how a species with the right to bear arms chooses to keep flapping around with flippers instead, isn’t it?

This is great because I self identify as a penguin. I tend to keep this private though, because of the war crimes.