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PugJesus @lemmy.world

2mo ago

As a friend of mine always says, if you aren't at least a little gay for your friends, are you really friends rule

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Motherfuckers sure eating like they had modern access to healthcare
- Here for a good time*, not a long time
  *not having a good time either, please help
  
  I can help you have a time. Possibly
  
  Greasy burgers help with the good time
  Definitely don't help with the long time
  And too many can also ruin the good time you are here

So if I my math is right, that’s four triple burgers with double cheese and eggs.
I’ll be gay for that too.
- get that meat in my mouf right now
  
  Yup. And when I'm done I'll have a triple burger with eggs and double cheese!
- Four doubles, with cheese, smashed taters(/onions?) and eggs
  
  Ah yes you’re right. It’s even better.
  K I’m gay now, give me some burgers.

Might? Someone's penis is getting touched over this

- now that you mention it, someone thinking he only response to a cheeseburger that you could buy for maybe 10 dollars in a diner is an unrequested homosexual sex act is somewhat surprising
  
  But have you considered, that $10 is $10

What’s the row next to the eggs? I thought it was burgers at first but no way. Mushrooms? Hash browns?
- Upon further inspection, they appear to be smashed potatoes, rather than shredded hash browns.
  
  i think I can see some shreds, im willing to believe this is hash bhrahns
- I thought they were onions.

I have never understood the appeal of this kind of food when hungover. It seems like one of life's great experiences that I'm not part of.
- Idk, but whenever I'm hungover (or drunk) I absolutely crave fat salty food like this. And it seems to alleviate my hangover faster as well. Maybe something to do with salt helping with taking in more fluids or that there is a salt shortage after drinking a lot?
  
  Not so fun fact, I used my macro nutrient counter to track calories of a drunken night.
  Around 2000 kcal of alcohol + the junk food after, so it can be around 4000 kcal a night.
  No clues why I’m getting fat 🤷🏻‍♂️
- Any food tastes good when you just woke up from a bender.

Jokes aside... If you're helping your homies recover from a party, you're the real champ.

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