Be careful what you complain about.

Every time we went to Meijer, I saw this toy- the Commissioner Gordon Hot Wheels car. It’s like one of those 80s costumes with a plastic poncho that had a picture of the character on it in toy car form. And every time, I’d say, "no one has bought the Commissioner Gordon car yet. I can’t imagine why."

This was my only Christmas present from my wife.

^{(We promised we wouldn't get each other presents this year to save money.)}