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My tree came from another plane of existence

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When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.
- Jack Black stared in a movie this year with exactly this plot.
  
  Was it the Minecraft movie?
Seems like Satan has the right ideas because this way leaves a ton of room for gifts under the tree.
Krampus is a legit alternative. He does tend to eat the naughty, but I would never question someone else’s beliefs.
- Who among us hasn't eaten a kid
  
  I ate an entire patch of kids once
Reminds me of my childhood.
- Aww baby maggotycumfart
Hail Satan!
Saves on the gravity bill though.
All I want for Christmas is you, Satan.

https://youtu.be/fXcLvPtxOzU?si=SgjUCI1BwnlSaxxG
Another Melania Christmas display that looks like a Spinal Tap album.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!!
- [Looks up Robert Smith's mobile number...]
Sometimes being a witch can get out of hand and take over your life
the tree should have been upside down
* Kate Bush music intensifies *
Missed opportunity to make the tree lights red.
- But they are, aren't they?
  
  Never mind, my phone saturation was off.
  
  Pink-ish I think, plus they might've said "teelights" but brainfarted to tree

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