Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Merlin13245 @lemmy.world 1 yr. ago

Rule 2

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To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.

Fuckin saved
- Your kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork
WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO
- HECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO
SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS
The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You're not really beholden to them.
- Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.
  
  We're gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza's free.
  
  Wait
  
  I forget which job I'm at
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  Complaining about not wanting to go to bed is even more juvenile.
The fuck it's not! My wife let's me stay up as long as I want!

...unless it's a work night...
Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.
I'll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.
- You are a pirate.
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- The first rule is: You don't talk about Pirate Club!
  
  And the third rule is: signal for at least two blinker flashes before changing lanes or braking so the people around you can respond accordingly.
  
  Permanently Deleted
- I don't want to catch anyone not drinking
  
  Permanently Deleted
Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep
Bedtime is rule 4 tho
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  
  rule 4
  
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  
  I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Worst buttpirate ever
Your rules suck

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